My Video Game Madness

Post #13: A very long, pointless post, brace yourself.
Do you remember in one of my posts where i was talking about Ocarina of Time: Master Quest? Well i beat it... yesterday... two days ago? Anyways, yesterday when i came home from school i saw an issue of GameInformer Magazine sitting on the island, so i picked it up and skimmed through the pages. I don't even know why we get it, i don't remember anyone subscribing to it... Back to the story: it's not like i'm actually up to date on the current video games and consoles, i mean, we ("we" meaning me and my siblings) have a PlayStation 1, 2, a GameCube and we just got PlayStation 3 for Christmas. Our grandparents have a Wii that they bought for us to play on when we went to their house, and they actually play it too, and we have Nintendo DSs. (Well... 3DSs)
We don't have an Xbox or constant access to a Wii and we don't have much knowledge about the PS 3. My sister wants us to agree to sell the other consoles and games so we can have a ton of money to buy games. Our PS 2 doesn't work unless we have the GameCube sitting on top of it, they don't make games for the GameCube anymore, and our PS 1? We have two games for it: A Bug's Life, and Rayman. We've never won either of them because we don't have a memory card for the PS 1, so in Bug's Life, when you die, you die for good and have to start the game over again, which also happens when you quit and/or turn the console off. It's the same for Rayman and we also can't get past this one level. Something funny though is that on the back of the instruction manual for Rayman is an ad for a game and it says in big exciting letters: COMING IN 1997! I can just imagine a bunch of people reading it and saying: I can't wait! It's going to take forever! Well, as i was saying, it would probably be the smartest thing to sell them, but it's just that... i don't want to! One day when our dog was a puppy she chewed on a memory card and dented it and made it so it wouldn't fit in the GameCube anymore. We were so devastated because we lost all our hard work! No imagine that, but with everything you've ever done! Some days i'm sitting around and i suddenly want to play something, but what if we sold the games and i realize that i'll never be able to play it again because no one makes them anymore and i doubt we'll ever buy another old console ever again and my game would probably be erased by whoever bought it. Horrible! i've been playing those games ever since i was little! Even the violent ones!
My sister never plays games though, so i bet she really doesn't see what the big deal is.

Okay, i've strayed from what i was going to make this post about, i just felt like adding that as a side note, but it took longer than i thought.
So this was going to be about how after reading thoroughly through the magazine yesterday i saw that Ocarina Of Time was in some of the "Best" categories. It think it was Best Re-Issue. (OOT was first released in 1998, the 3DS version has the better graphics, 3D option, redesigned menu and game play screen, and the included Master Quest option.) And another LOZ game, Skyward Sword, for Wii, was in some of the "Best" categories, and one of the characters even made it onto the Top Ten Dorks countdown. Happy Day!
I've only played two Zelda games, out of the Sixteen ever made, even though some are for GameBoys and N64's. (Technically i can say that i've played three because Ocarina of Time is on there twice.) My first was Phantom Hourglass and when i decided to buy it, i had no idea of the whole franchise. I wanted it because, you know how in the game stores they'll have a console set up with a game in it for you to try out? Well Phantom Hourglass was set up and i thought it looked cool so i played it and i liked it enough to ask my mom to buy it for me. The whole game was very confusing, and at times, challenging. It's like the makers expect you to use common sense and remember everything single thing, word by word, that was said.
For example (and this is just and example, i didn't have trouble with this) When you get the grappling hook, it  says that it brings small objects to you, and you to large objects. So you're in the Ice Temple and you see the chest that contains the Boss Key off in the distance, and there are zero switches for you to hit, zero switches to step on, and zero eyes for you to shoot with your bow that would make a bridge fall down for you. So you get frustrated, try to jump the gap a couple times and fall to your doom, you get angry and hit the chest with your boomerang, maybe even shoot a couple arrows at it, and finally, because you've ran out other option, you pull out the grappling hook and aim it at that stupid chest, and behold, it pops up that you can grapple to it.
FacePalm moment
So then you release the button and you're quickly whooshed over to the chest, you get that dumb Boss Key, and after 30 minutes and maybe an internet walk through later, you're on your way to the Boss Door.
Things that i've had trouble with was getting over this one gap in the beginning of the Wind Temple (I think it was called the Wind Temple... it's on the Isle Of Gust.) What i had to do, after what i think was a month of trying to figure out what to do and finally caving in and going to the internet, was push and pull this fan like wind blower a couple inches to the right and push it a centimeter forwards so i could use the air to blow me over the gap.
This one other thing was really stupid: I was collecting pure metals to make a sword that could destroy the main baddie: Bellum. I made to the end of the dungeon/temple and was all like: yay! I can make the dumb sword now! ... and i left without taking the metal off the pedestal. I was so confused why the blacksmith, Zaus, kept pretty much saying that he couldn't make the sword for me yet. I re-went through that freaking dungeon and there on the pedestal is sitting the stupid shining metal. After i won the game i made a new file and once i got to where this happened i looked at it and i still wonder to this day, how i could have missed it! It was this red sparkling thing right in front of where i had to talk to this ghost. I guess that i guessed that the ghost gave it to me and that i could leave... but... i just don't know.
I also lost my swearing virginity to Ocarina Of Time. I was in the Water Temple and what i had to do was: First, fall onto this moving platform. In front of me was this big waterfall and all over it were to little platforms that i could get to by using my Hookshot/Longshot, which sorta works like the grappling hook. I realize that i can just add in picture to give you a better idea of what was going on here.
So this is what the Hookshot/Longshot looks like:

I refer to it as a Hookshot/Longshot because when you first get it, it's called the Hookshot, but in the Water Temple you get an upgrade on it that makes it go farther and it's called a Longshot from then on. You use it by setting it to a button, i usually set it to "Y", then you hit that button and Link holds it (Link is the main character) then you move around his arm and look around at things that are Hookshot-able. When something is Hookshot-able you see something that looks like this: (O) pop up and after clicking the designated button again, you get whisked away to that spot. If the Hookshot spot is near a ledge then Link will automatically hold onto the ledge and when you push up on the circle pad, he climbs up. There are special spots that you can Hookshot to:

And yes, all of the following pictures are pictures I have taken directly from my DS.
These aren't the only spots I can Hookshot to. I can also do so on anything climbable, like an ivy trellis found in the forest temple and surrounding areas, and on convenient looking tree branches. The Hookshot can also paralyze enemies for a short amount of time, can kill some enemies, and is the only weapon i can use underwater. It's a multi-talented object.

So as i was saying before, I had to fall onto this moving platform (See picture beside paragraph) which isn't too hard, except if you miscalculate and slide off the wall, and plunge into the waterfall, but it would take a complete idiot to do that... so... i wonder why i never missed the platform. After wondering what the heck i should do for a while i turned around to leave and saw i that in the entry way, there, above the arch, is a crystal switch: (red)

You will also see a Hookshot spot (yellow) on the ceiling. When i cling to those i fall down right below it. That spot is for when i give up with trying to make it over this stupid waterfall.
Anyways, after hitting the crystal switch with an arrow or the Hookshot all these little mini Hookshot towers pop up all over the waterfall:

View from entry way:

Here's the door on the other side, which is the goal:

It's the little red rectangle in the orange box. The big red and green thing is decoration because the Water Temple has this Chinese and/or Japanese vibe going on and there's a lot of dragon statues and swirly designs. The silver-blue panels are also part of the decor.

Now, it looks like all we have to do is Hookshot from little tower to little tower. Easy right? After coming to it, just push up on the circle pad, climb to the top, and shoot to the next one.

So just aim:

Release:

And fall to your freaking doom:

Wait a second! That's not supposed to happen!

Okay wait... maybe we Hookshot-ted wrong on an angle and Link couldn't grab the edge. Let's just try again, Rome wasn't built in a day, right?
Okay, so aim, shoot, grab....
aim, shoot, grab...
aim, shoot, grab...
Aim!
Shoot!
And:

Ah! Come! Freaking! On!
Aim! Shoot! Ugg! No! Don't Die!
Then for the next five minutes:

Aim! Shoot! Die!

Aim! Shoot! Die!

Aim! Shoot! Die!

Come on!

Aim! Shoot! Die!

Aim! Shoot! Die!

Aim!

Shoot!

And:

"Ah! What the freak! Come on! All you had to do was hold onto the ledge and get over the frickin' waterfall! And what do you do? Fall down into an frickin' abyss ten frickin' times in a row! There was enough space for you to climb up, but you just fall frickin' off! What kind of a Hero of Time are you if you can't even make it over a freakin' waterfall!?"
etc., etc.

Being a smart gamer, i make sure i have at least, at least, zero potions in my inventory to heal myself in case of an emergency. And i made sure that before attempting this dangerous stunt, i let all of my healing fairies free... you know... because i didn't want them to get hurt...

By now I would screaming my head off and be so frustrated that i would be ready to throw my 3DS across my room. To tell you the truth, i think i was laughing the whole time. It's hilarious when Link falls off a tall object because he screams the whole way down. Sometimes i jump off stuff just to hear to scream like a little girl.
But, anyways, I was still a little bit frustrated.
So i let the game re-start at the beginning of the temple, i went five feet to the door and i saw the accursed waterfall. I went up and down on the platform a bit as i  looked over the mini towers and started to formulate a plan. When i would be taken to a tower i would slide down the waterfall and into an abyss, so i then noticed these two towers were vertical to each other:

So i thought: Hmm, what i went to the top tower and slipped down to the bottom tower?
Alright so one more time!
Aim!
Shoot!
And!

Yeah boooooooy!
So by now i'm wondering how to advance on this and see the two most upper towers look like they're stacked on each other. So I... (say it with me now!)
Aim!
Shoot!
And!

F*** no, Link!
Five seconds pass, i freeze, and realize what i just did.
I just freaking lost my swearing virginity, and what's worse? I lost it and didn't even realize it until five seconds later!
I just unintentionally swore! I said it and wasn't even trying to! It's like taking your hand off the hot stove, you just do it without thinking: hmm, maybe i should quickly pull my hand away in the next second to avoid horrible scarring and burns.
I didn't even say it aggressively! I sort of whispered it like i was saying: Come one Link, what are you doing, dude?
I always thought i would lose on my only enemy in the school, #McKayla, (a good bit of you know who i'm talking about there, am i right?) or that one creepy guy, #Rodey.
On many instances during Gym class i was preparing to yell to McKayla, who always seemed to be on my team for volleyball, and i mean always: I think I speak for everyone here when i say STFU.
She would always just... yell and scream whenever she hit the ball in some weird way, and not in the funny Link way, noooo, in the annoying crying baby kind of way. The way that just makes you want to scream on the top of your lungs STFU! No one cares! NO ONE! I am so glad that gym class is over!
I guess i have three swearing virginities in all:
mind swearing
private swearing
public swearing
I lost the first two. I lost the first one a while ago; first it was just song lyrics, really feebly, then i would just belt them in my mind, and now if you were to listen to my thoughts when in was angry you would think i was trying to write lyrics for Eminem.
Then I lost the second, as you read. I realize that i could have just summed it up for you, but where's the fun in that? Now i bet you're wondering how i beat the freakin' waterfall, aren't you?
Well maybe you aren't and are really bored right now, but that's just too bad you, you're the one who wanted to read this.
Well you know those blue-silver panels near the door that i said were just decor?:

Well they aren't. Actually the left one is, the right one isn't. I'm just happy that i actually did advance in this room, i was supposed to go to the mini tower that i was standing on . When I got on it, my guardian fairy, Navi, the most annoying yet helpful but also annoying thing in the world, flew up to the panel, yelled "Hey" in my face, and turned green. This actually happens a lot with Navi, she just turns green at the most random of times, and usually i can't find anything of help. I recently learned that Navi is girl... i thought she was a boy so, my whole world is shattered...
Anyways, green fairy:

I decided to be nice and put a green box and i darkened Navi in, so you can see him.... her. These panels are all around this temple. When you hit them most of the time, a bundle of arrows will pop up, or a healing fairy that you can capture will fly out, but in this instance:

Ta-Freaking-Da!
It took us all long enough to get to this point, correct?
The annoying beeping in the back round is Link's heart meter, which was running low, thanks to falling down a waterfall so many freaking times.
Isn't it just a beautiful touch to have Navi fly in front of the camera in the end?
Just wonderus.

This isn't even what this post was going to be about, it was going to be about Final Fantasy and how after reading GameInformer and seeing all the awesome pure gameage i wanted to play something violent and fanatical. Then i was going to go on about my opinion of it, what confuses me, my view, the part i'm stuck on, etc., etc. but i think this is enough for one post... more than enough for one post.
enough for five posts.

Well, this is Unicorn Slayer goodbye, goodnight (it's 1:45 AM right now) and also saying:

(he's not dead... he's just really tired... five minutes later... if we believe in him, he'll come back to life right? or is that just tinker bell... well, i've heard people think he looks like Peter Pan... so it might work... right... guys...? )

#= Name has been changed

                                                   Unicorn Slayer

Nothing But A Post

Post #12:
I haven't posted for a couple of days mainly because nothing happened to me that could be postable.
Other than the fact that i was eating honey covered honey grahams and i got the honey all over myself. Not really all over but my arm and fingers were kind of sticky and my shirt somehow got sticky too.
See, not really that interesting.
Kinda boring actually....

Last night i wanted to watch Sweeney Tod, just for the heck of it, but it went until.... 11:30 i think. Also my sister watched it before, and she said it's a musical... I read the information and it said Johnny Depp is a guy who was wrongly accused, and yada yada, but he goes around killing people (dramatic effect pause) and turning them into meat pies. I'm not sure who he feds the meat pies to, or if he just eats them, but it sounded ridiculous, hilarious, stupid, and scary.
What kind of songs do you think they would sing? It said it was based on a musical, (i wonder who was demented enough to write a murder musical), so do you think it will be like in Cinderella where they pretty much narrate everything they're doing, but in song?

(Johnny/Sweeney)
You came in for a shave and i'm cutting it real close,
I will kill you now, and turn you into a ghost

(Intended Victim)
No please sir, spare my soul
even though yours is as dark as coal

But i must kill you now!
Now, you have to die!
So i can make you,
into a meat pie

*sung slowly, trying to appeal*
But how do you think i feel?
Held against my own will,
Knowing, that i will be killed.

*sped up again, very creepily*
How you feel, i care not,
For soon you will be slaught-tered - (slaughtered)
*creepy chorus echos*
Your inner red, must be shed
Your blood, you must bleed
And not before that, will i let you leave.
*slight pause as he picks up the razor blade and admires it, sings a little bit slower and softer*
Such a fine silver blade
With which, you will be slain
*creepy chorus echos*
As the edge dances o'er your throat.
As, behind, is left a red line,
As you hope and scream,
That this just a dream;
An endless black nightmare,
Know that if you try to wake,
I'll still be here, your life: mine to take.
*slices the guys throat out and the guy is too shocked and busy dying to sing back; continues slower but gets faster*
So much pain, for so short,
Your agony will contort.
To turn the clock back,
To begin again,
What a sin resulting in black,
No stopping death now,
I will kill this whole town,
Redress this injustice done.

*Police burst in and see the dead-ish bleeding dude and Sweeney Tod all bloody and holding a razor blade; for some odd reason they suspect he killed him, and they start singing and charging towards him)

(Leader of the police)
Get him men!
He has killed again!
We must stop this monster here!
Hurry! Before he disappears!
*Sweeney runs around a corner after hitting that lever, like in the commercial that makes the body slide into a hole for safe keeping or whatever, and when the police get there, he's no where in site! It's like he's a ninja who learned magic and became an illusionist but then died and became a phantom! He's a freaking magic phantom ninja!*

We must find him now, that anti-God
The demon barber, known as: *pause for big ending* Sweeney Tod!
(*Exit stage left*)

Yep, that's probably about it.
I doubt that anything even close to that gets sung, but i like it. I need to copyright this!
Took me two hours to write it all, but it was worth it.
Well i need to do my geometry homework, no matter how much i don't want to! I hate geometry so much it makes me want to scream at our teacher.
Remind me never to be an architect so when i don't use all these fun things she's been forcing us to learn about triangles i can go and see and be all like: Ha! This class was pointless! So put that in your juice box and suck it!
I bet i'm not even going to do the homework after i leave, i'm just going to peruse the channels and listen to music and wait until nine to open the book, but i'm not going to want to do it, so i'll just slide it aside until ten thirty and i'll be like: oh no! (false concern) if i want to be healthy and get a good amount of sleep in, i better not stay up and force myself to do this. I should pick my health over one measly homework assignment.
Then I'll stay up for longer anyways and then hope to god that she doesn't give us a homework check.
Yeah that's about it. If i didn't want to write out that whole Sweeney Tod scene, this would have been one boring post.

Alright, Unicorn Slayer, signing off, saying: Why doesn't anything creepy rhyme with neck? (You have deck and peck and heck and speck, but nothing creepy...)

                                                  Unicorn Slayer

It's One Of Those "Monday" Days Again

Post #11:
So, Monday. We've all had those days where you can't wake up and when you turn on the light from your bedside lamp and it burns the heck out of your eyes. Right?  Well I had one of those days... am still having one of those days. My bro's phone went off ten minutes earlier then when i usually wake up, so his stupid alarm ringtone woke me up.
Hmm, at around five eleven in the morning i thought my cat was possesed because she was meowing and throwing this really loud fit and I was freaked out. So i had to lean down and check on her to make sure she wasn't actually possesed, but don't worry, we're good, she... i guess she had a nightmare.
 Today was the last day of gym though! It was a really sucky gym class, but now it's over!
My internet came back yesterday, so now i can post from home again!
My internet is this little thing that looks like a flash drive, or "thumb drive" as my mom calls them, and i put it into one of the ports on my laptop's side and then i hit the connect button and then: viola! I'm connected!
Then the time starts ticking and i have to do whatever i'm doing really fast. But i don't really understand that because when you look at the usage it says: MB
In either cases i can't totally OD on you tube videos like i have three times before. I blamed the second on my brother because he was always playing games.
The first time i stayed up to ten in the morning watching you tube videos. I found this Sims 2 vampire machinima called Venin Abyss (I'm still waiting for the 14th episode!) and i couldn't stop watching it. I was at a very critical moment in one of the videos when Adrian was running towards Jenna and she was bleeding! I was like: no Adrian! don't kill her!
Then my mom came in and took the internet key away.
The time ran over so i had to wait two weeks for it to be renewed so i could figure out what happened! It's like the universe didn't want me watching it because my laptop turned off 3 times right as the moment almost came up. I think i had a breakdown that was almost as bad as the greatest freak out ever before i finally got to watch what happened. And it was at the end, so i had to wait nine minutes for it to load and i also had to watch the episode 3 times. Finally i saw the dramatic five seconds and then the last thirty seconds. I was a mixture of emotions, both because of what i watched and because i waited two weeks for thirty seconds.
Anyways, i know you don't know this, but i'm in my room typing this. The bell rang in com lit when i was all the way up talking about... how my internet just came back. Now I'm using the internet in my room, typing away on my laptop, listening to my dog bark and my iPod. wonderful


Well that was my Monday. Nothing really... Hmm... instead of 4th period gym i have art tomorrow, and instead of 7th period Com. Lit. i have "Family Consumer Science" (Home Etc.) So that's good because my physical abilities are... a little below robust, and I've learned all i can about Microsoft Office Word 2010, even though i have 07, and Excel, and PowerPoint. It was good i learned Excel, because i had no idea what it was.

Okay, Side Note Time!
Side Note 1: asdfghjkl;, or Keedra12, has a blog! Yay! but it's under a different name because asdfghjkl; was her anonymous name. So her new name is: Anonymous. JK, it's me! At: uhmmmbanana.blogspot.com, with her blog: Things that need to be known; I guess.
Side Note 2: Don't forget the stuff at the very bottom of my page, such as the famous fish, monthly dumb question, and monthly saying. Though... I'm sure Anonymous covered all the sayings i can put with her first post.
Side Note 3: Don't miss the poll i have on the side of the page. It's below the About Me! thing and above the archive. It's also monthly. After the remaining 15 days i'll post the results of the current poll.
Side Note 4: I think i'm going to start a caption contest for this one picture i took of my cat and she looks so angry, i just need a caption for it!
Side Note 5: All done with side notes.

Okay Being Human is on. I've missed the first season, but i don't really care, i'll piece it together somehow.
This is Unicorn Slayer saying: Whoa, that happy couple should really look out for the guy in the black hooded sweatshirt that's stalking him! (seriously, he has black eyes! Pretty noticeable!)

                                                     Unicorn Slayer

What Time Is It? Posting Time!

Post #10:
Okay, yay, tenth post! This is a wonderful occasion. Why? because i've posted ten times. That means i didn't give up after two days because i got bored. Which is a form of pure awesome-ness.

If you've noticed my follows along the side of the page you will see:
GingaVitis
Lewis Spongi
Morgan Johnston
and
asdfghjkl; AKA Keedra12

If you've noticed, i've gotton some more follows! I thank you all for being interested in my blog. I will provide link for you to their blogs so you can support them too!
GingaVitis with: GingaVitis
Lewis Spongi with: If your reading this... You can read...
Morgan Johnston with: My Photograph And Videography
and
asdfghjkl; or Keedra12 with: a blog that apparently doesn't exist.

Keedra isn't the blog i mentioned earlier, my friend i mentioned before was Morgan, i just didn't know if she wanted me to use her real name online.

Right  now i'm in Com. Lit. again, i think my internet will come back on at home on Sunday or Monday, either way, i'm unable to post on Saturday, but i doubt anything will happen that is postable, so, no loss there.
So how's my life? Well Gym is over: Yes! We played dodgeball today in closing. Our last day is monday, but we're just going clean out our lockers and give our locks back.
So that's some good news... what else can i tell you about... umm, well we really should've had a delay today because my sister fishtailed a little at the bottom of the big hill we live ontop of.
There's a police car sitting outside the school for some reason. I think some idiot child brough alcohol or something to school.
and i stayed up late last night to watch Queen Of The.... err... Darned. I missed the first hour and was so confused: what significance is Jessie? What's up with the violin? And the biggest: what the heck is up with Lestat? The last time i saw him he was a blond jerk with frilly cuffs, now he's this younger dark haired guy whose the leader singer in a heavy metal band?
Although i like the second one better, i was still so confused.
You miss one hour and the second movie and suddenly you don't even know your characters! Pssht. Whateves... ; )
Right now i'm watching Lewis play Sushi Cat, which is extremely distracting. Oh, never mind, no wait... okay he quit. Different game time!
I get that i am creeping terribly in his life, but who cares, it's the price you pay to be friend: you get to be blogged about.
Alright, I'm getting distracted again, so i'm justing to close out.
This is Unicorn Slayer saying: Nom Nom Nom! (its what me and Lewis were saying the whole time during sushi cat. Say it, it's fun!)

                                                     Unicorn Slayer

Starbucks Post

Post #9:
Today is different than usual. This post was typed from my ipod using the wifi at starbucks.
Why am i at starbucks long enough to post?
Well today my sister decided to take me on an adventure. We went to the park and took shots of us doing crazy poses! I liked being the photographer and organizing the shots, it was fun. Now we're at Starbucks, defrosting. My bro had to come, but i guess he made the shots fun. I organzied this "beauty and the beast at the park" aspect. Like my sis would be on the tire swing looking beautiful and you would see my bro behind her, about to push her off.
Of course he didnt, it was just the picture, but it was fun.
After we finish our vanilla lattes and my bro finishes his smoothie(we dont eant him to have caffiene and for some reason he wanted a smoothie) we're going to go over to IUP and take pictures and act like we're cutting classes, even though no ones there because it's Martin Luther King Jr.'s b-day.
You know, i love how MLKJ was for african american rights and all that good stuff, but what i really love is how his birthday seems to always fall on a Monday.
Love you MLKJ!
Now if you notice any grammer errors or spelling errors its because for some reason, theres no spell check... Oh well.
Okay this is pretty much all i have to say other than that this will be my last post for a week because i used up all our internet time and it wont be renewed for another week.
Opps.
Alrigt, this is Unicorn Slayer saying in closing: my vanilla latte is really hot. ( well it is)

(two days later)
Okay, this post was lost for a couple of days becuase my ipod crashed and turned off on me, so this was just saved in my post lists. I am posting this from school, from my 7th period computer lit. class. Let's hope to god i don't get caught.

                                                   Unicorn Slayer

My Saturday And A 'Jaunt' To GingiVitis

Post #8:
Alright, because it's 12:09am right now, blogger is going to say that's it's Sunday, but i'm pretending that's it still Saturday.
so take that blogger!

Well, my Saturday? Hmm... it was... boring.
Yeah, i know, what's new? Even my weekends are as boring as... my study hall in the cafeteria....
(obviously you don't know how boring that is, but take my word, it's horrific)
On Friday night (last night in my mind) i went to bed really early. Like, at 10. Yeah, i know! Weird right?
Honestly i don't understand how Katy Perry can have such a wild party on Friday. I'm so tired from having to wake up at 6 and go through gym class that when night rolls around i'm so beat, i fall asleep and miss my nighttime programs!
(haha, programs, my grandmother uses that word)
So anyways i went to bed at 10-ish and then i woke up at around 9/10-ish because... umm... i don't know why, i think it was the sun. My room was bright enough it jolted me awake.
Then, strangely, i fell back asleep. I woke up at 12 and couldn't fall back asleep both because my body had enough sleep and because i could hear my sister's music and her amazing singing. Then i just couldn't help myself and i started to sing along, but quietly because i was still pretty groggy.

For the rest of the day, up to about 30 minutes ago, i played: The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time on my 3DS.
Yeah, i'm pretty darn awesome at that game.
Now i bet your seething with jealously because i can maintain such an awesome blog and play games all the time and sleep all day and my parents still have yet to send me to a doctor.
Seriously though, i'm like the laziest person ever, all through summer vacation i was nocturnal and eventually my skin turned gray. It still is; when i look in the mirror i look fine, but if you saw me next to someone else: poof i have the skin tone of cold wet meat.

Anyways, i got a little off track there. If you're an avid reader of mine, i'm sure you noticed that i tend to do that a lot.
What was i talking about? Oh yeah, me playing games all day.
Well i unlocked Master Quest on my game which is a harder version of the game: enemies give you double damage, the dungeons are harder, and oh yeah, you're in a mirror world. It's so confusing! I'm leaving Hyrule Castle Town and i'm going to Zora River and in the normal version you go left; so i'm running left and it takes me until i see that there's no river and bridge for me to remember i went the wrong frickin' way. It's the most frustrating thing in the world. And Link (my character) is right-handed now. In the normal version i laughed at how he was left handed because you would assume that the game creators would go with mass appeal and make him right-handed. Then in master quest: right-handed.
Hmm, odd.
But as i said it's the most frustrating thing in the world because i go to Karkariko Village and i'm going to the graveyard in the back and i'm so lost because I know that it's past the lady with the chickens... but where is the lady with the chickens? Past the House of Skulltula, which was to my right after going past that tree, but... ugg, it just screws my brain and sense of direction up so bad and screws it up so far... that... i don't even know, i still have a headache from trying to figure out how to get to Death Mountain (also in K. Village.)

Okay so that was my Saturday, which in my mind, is still going on because i've only been up for 12 hours.
How long does a human have to stay up to be tired... hmm....

Now comes the time for my side 'jaunt' to GingiVitis in response to her jaunt to me.

First, let me say that i hope that i spelled your name right! Sometimes people change the way a word is spelled to make it original, i.e.: Kat. So i'm not sure if just capitalizing the "V" in gingivitis was the way to go, so i'm just going to hope here. =)
Second, i want to say that i love your username! Now i'm pretty sure your parents didn't name you GingiVitis, or, maybe they're just unorthodox and did name you that, but i'm just saying that i love that you embrace your pure ginger-ness and even have a blog built off it. Very classy. ; D
Third, i want to say once again, thank you. ("once again" because i left a five second comment for you on your post.)  Now i can get all Hallmark here and say: "I love what you said" "You're so nice" "It really made my... night" "Thank you so much!"  And on and on with all the stuff that makes you want to spew chunks all over your computer screen because when it comes to "thank you's" i'm just not that original.
I'm going to give a play by play on what you said to give back the appropriate response.
Well, your welcome for reminding you of your blog. You were just having a "Thursday" moment. ;D
I am in 9th grade.
High school starting at 7th? I know, it's weird. For the longest of time when i was little i thought it was weird that it started in 9th, but now i know it's pretty much the norm for everyone else.
We call the 7th graders, 7th graders. And the 8th graders are also 8th graders. No one really bothered to give them a special name, but i like Mini-Pre-Freshmen. I might use that out in the real world some day.
And 9th graders are referred to as Freshmen. I guess we're trying to stick to tradition.
.... do, do what else... Thanks for the advice about finally getting my word in when they finally had their fill of hearing their own voices. I'm going to use that one on Monday.
I'm happy i didn't offend you, that's usually a good thing.
And with the last big paragraph you typed for me, well i bet that a lot of the people i know and despise probably will grow up just like you described. Heck, in a couple of years i bet maybe one or two may be a little like that. So thank you for that.
Well that it for my appropriate response built around what you said, now let's get un-original for a moment.

Thank you for taking your time to read my random blog. I bet you just hit the "Next Blog" button and decided mine looked worthy enough for you to bestow your eyes upon, so thank you for that too.
Lastly i think i should thank you for when you complimented me and said nice things about me even though you only know me through the written word. That sure put some sprinkles on my ice-cream. (haha, wow, don't even ask...)

I really feel like i should add some more, but i've never really been so directly complimented that i'm unsure on how to proceed. I don't really think this can measure up to the awesome capacity of your side jaunt, (i love that word, thanks for teaching it to me) but  i hope that for now it will do. =)

This is Unicorn Slayer, saying in closing, for the fifty billionth time: thank you for reading my blog. Everyone, thank you.

                                                       Unicorn Slayer

Missed A Post, But I Had Your Ideals In Mind. Oh Yeah, And The School Dance Stuff.

Post #7:
Well, if you pay attention to both the blog post dates and the totally obvious title then you know i skipped posting yesterday. It was nothing personal, i was actually wondering all night about posting,but then, because as i said before, i'm lazy procrastinator, i decided to not post. Now i suppose it was a good idea to because it wouldn't have been a boring snooze fest.
So, in the end, i guess my laziness was, and probably will continue to be, an asset to my blogging. You know, 'cause what's the point of posting something if i really don't have anything to say; save for my last post of course, i just really wanted to use that picture.
Plus, my severe case of weekend-itis yesterday probably attributed to my laziness. Last week we had Monday off for Christmas break and then on Tuesday we had a snow day. So the three day week yester-week really made this week feel like a month.
(Did you understand that?)
Also, the school was a-buzz with the mention of the Snow Ball dance. (ugg)
I went to, like, two dances, maybe three ever since coming to the high school (our high school experience starts at 7th grade)
Ever since... the end of last week and most definitely the start of this glorious week everyone was all like: 'Yeah i'm going to the dance!' 'I can't wait for the dance!' 'My dress was a bajillion bucks!' 'Mine's not even found online, because it's just that unique and amazing!' 'Who are you going with?'   that one usually follows with a: 'Why are you going with him?!'  or the ever so popular   'I'm going to ask *insert name of creepy boy here* for you!'  and then they would run off to ask them. Then let's not forget the first and most excruciating:  'Are you going?'
I was asked by... three people maybe, if i was going. (one was in front of my friends at lunch so thankfully i got to tell them all at once) I was even asked by my geometry teacher. (everyone came in a-buzz with dance stuff, so she went around the room and asked everyone if they were going, and if so, with who)
God, i hate the dance. i realize that it's insulting to use his name like that and all, but o God, i do.
All our dances are made up of is a bunch of people that you hate enough during the course of the day, which include: 7th and 8th graders with their own little mini cliques who cheer-lead and wear a lot make-up and talk about texting, and maybe use text talk in their everyday language, umm... your enemies, of course, those you avoid making eye contact with because you know that you'll start screaming at each other if you do, hmm... oh and let's not forget those girls who wear their foundation so dark that they have a chinstrap, and have different color hair everyday. (and a lot of the time, those colors aren't flattering.) Then when they get to the dance, they start grinding up against all the guys and you're stuck standing beside them and then you're being bumped around by the grinding couple behind you and you just feel plain uncomfortable.
Then all the girls start taking their shoes off and they walk around barefoot on the disgusting cafeteria floor. Last year someone spill some punch on the floor which dried into a sticky puddle later on, and the girls would scream this slutty high-pitched scream and be all like: "Oh my God! Why are my feet all sticky!"
Uuhhh, maybe because you walked barefoot through a dry puddle of punch, you idiot.
Then they would cling onto their "date" (I have the "'s because no one in my grade or lower is mature enough to actually have a relationship) and they would be checking their feet and then they would get over it because  they would go back to grinding.
Then some other girl with a box of condoms where her brain should be would walk through it and scream, and so on. It's like, wow, didn't you just see the girl beside you walk through that. Then a slow wave would spread and everyone would be stepping in it because they're too busy dirty dancing to Nikki Minaj.
Just thinking about this now has my blood boiling.

But alas, i could never explain this all to my friends at lunch. I can barely get in a word without one of my *'friends-by-force'* butting in to say something that's usually... unsavory or just plain stupid.
I've actually developed this habit of talking really really fast just so i can get my word in.
Ask anyone i talk to on a regular basis, whenever i have something important or funny to say, i'll say it at fifty miles per hour so i know that i actually said it, usually they don't understand me, but my brain is happy with knowing that i did say it.

Alright, getting back on track here.
Whenever i was asked if i was going i would just shrug and say: "Nah."
Then they would ask, in a very whiny voice, "why not" and i would just  mumble about not wanting to.
Sometimes they would start going with: "But it's fuuuun." and i wouldn't have enough energy to shoot daggers from my eyes and say: "no way is that grind fest 'fun', in any way, shape or form."

Maybe I'm just being a bitter party-pooper for not wanting to be party-boyed and dance raped by the pervs in my classes that i try to avoid.
I think a lot of people actually have some small amount of "clean" fun at the dances, because other than a couple of teachers hardly being hawk-eyed at the punch bowl, you can look great, listen to music, and chat with your friends for three hours without interruption. Then a slow song will come on, and the school actually encourages its students to get close and touch each other almost sexually.
= D what a magical moment

You know something i don't understand? Why you ask someone you don't particularly care for out, just so you can have someone to slow dance with.
I mean, one of my friends accepted an invatation from the Perv King, just so she could slow dance with someone, but why would you want to freaking dance with him?
Everyday he comes in with some wonderful array of 100% school appropriate jokes and... noises, but for some reason everyone loves to be around him!
Now, it's not like he's actually done it with anyone before, because, let's face it, he's not the tastiest looking apple in the bushel. I'm sure everyone is just friends with him, so they can get a laugh into their day.
A mean thing to say? Sure, but if you only knew of the great quality of people in my grade, in my school!
I got off track there, but i just wanted to tell about him and then he also has a group of undesirables that follow him around...
okay, anyways, you get me? Slow dance with someone you hate, just so you can slow dance with something? err... someone.
So stupid!
She even said something like "#Romeo just asked me to the dance, and i said yes, just so i can have someone to slow dance with, it's going to be awkward, but i don't care."
I freakin' would. I wouldn't let dear "Romeo's" hands anywhere near my waist.

Alright, well it's around 9:30pm now, and the dance is over at 10. It's really gonna take the fire out of my thoughts to know i'm going on about something that's old news.

I think i pretty much said everything that was really annoying me. I'm sure that as soon as i post, log out, and shut of my laptop i'm going to think of some point to make, but right now i really cannot do so.

So I guess this is all i can really complain about now. I don't really know whose reading this right now, but i hope that you understand everything i'm going on about. Maybe you agree with me. I don't really know. Most likely you're 40 year old with 5 children who has a blog about just that and you don't remember your high school days because all you can see are the diapers piling up to your ceiling.
No offense, i know that sounded offensive, but i'm feeling pretty burnt out and i don't know how to sugar coat the things i write. So sorry if i offended you in any kind of way.
Then again, you might be barely 20 and have a blog about your world travels and nothing of what i just said applies and you totally remember your high school days, because not too long ago you were suffering through it too. If that's the case, then...

Okay i don't know, i just really want to finish this post so i can get some sleep, or so i can at least reflect on my life or something along the lines of that.
So, five second recap:

• Boring Thursday
• Snow ball dance
• Why i'm not going
• Sticky floors
• Why the dance is not fuuuun.
• Slow dancing with Perv King.
• Me trying to end the post
• Me getting sidetracked
• Me recapping

I probably missed five more things, but i don't care, I'll leave the caring for a time where i'm not feeing burned out. (i think i already said that)
So, this Unicorn Slayer saying goodbye and that: Dances Suck

*Friends-by-force*: we used to be friends but then they left us and became an Undesirable, but then when they finally came back to us, bored with the same routine, they kept there newly perverted attitude. It's extremely annoying and one of these days i'm going to finally tell them to STFU and leave our lunch table.
# =name has been changed.


                                                     Unicorn Slayer

My Wednesday? How Do You Think It was?

Post #6: My Wednesday.

I think this sums up my day

I don't even need to continue this post, do I?
This is Unicorn Slayer saying: Wednesday is a hard word to spell (it's not wensday, or wedsnday. nooo, its wednesday)

                                                  Unicorn Slayer

A Boring Tuesday, What's New?

Post #5: my Tuesday.
Alright, guess how my Tuesday was
What? Boring? How did you know that... oh, the title... yeah... that sort of give it away, didn't it?
Okay, so i guess i'll skip the dramatic intro where i would have gotton your hopes up that a big exciting post was coming, and tell you that i had a boring, sucky, maybe-worse-than-yesterday, Tuesday.
The best part was that i learned that i passed my geometry test
yay
and i passed my Spanish oral test
yay
So the downside of today?
it was boring
With that information, i bet you just may be wondering what the point of this post is. Or, you know, maybe you read the title and decided that this post wouldn't be worth reading. If that's the case, then i guess it's pointless for me to write anymore of this, but if for some reason you fell in love with my good humor and wit and decided to continue reading, well, this one's for you.
     So, first period, geometry: got my test back, learned i got a 48/50. Had a mini party in my head, celebrating that fact... hmm what else... oh and we started learning this new section on opposite sides of triangles or some crap like that.
     Second period, honors English: we watched a movie version of Romeo and Juliet. Well, a couple of scenes. We were far from the dramatic tragic poison drinking, dying lovers, part that everyone's always buzzing about. Also, no one could take it seriously because the guys were wearing these tights with this leather looking pouch... on the "front." You getting what i mean there?  Everyone would crack whenever one of them turned around to do a soulful dramatic monologue that had all the information on what was going on.
     Third period, am. history: we were learning about the government... stuff. I would give you more info, but i blanked out.
     Fourth period, gym: we played volleyball. uggg, that's a whole 'nother post right there.
     Fifth period, Spanish: got my oral test back, 11/12, then watched a video on Honduras.
     Sixth period, lunch: i need more lunch money
     Seventh period, computer literacy: i slacked off and played with those fish near the bottom of the page.
     Eighth period, biology: looked through a microscope at a paramecium. (can't believe i spelled that right)
     And lastly, Ninth period, study hall: went to the school library and did my math homework and... oh man, i forgot i have to do my Spanish! (i know what i'm doing after posting... slacking until 10:30.)

That was my day. Pretty uneventful and as boring as heck. i wonder if heck ever gets tired of being called stuff... Anyways, this is pretty much all i wanted to say. Oh yeah, and one of my friends started a new blog, i'm going to give her some props here give you the link so you can creep on her after your done creeping on me. Her blog is called: Music Is My Life. I'll give you the link here: LINK, after i find it and the URL. i realize that when i do get the link it will be hard to see, but tilt your screen a little and you'll probably be able to see it. (it says LINK and is in the little blank spot you'll see there.)

Okay, Unicorn Slayer is tired, and is actually slacking on doing this, which is slacking. I'm slacking on my slacking. Wait, does that mean i'm being productive? The very word burns as it leaves my lips!
Man, i really gotta go and start texting and playing Cut The Rope endlessly!
Unicorn Slayer's out, saying: umm... happy birthday! (what, it's someone's birthday somewhere)



ps: the link is giving me some trouble, please wait patiently for it, sorry for the inconvenience.

                                                Unicorn Slayer

Two Posts In One Day? It's All Because Of Nyan Cat!

Okay, i know i already posted once earlier today, but i just need to tell the whole world this:

I have just found the wonderful creature of Nyan Cat.


Here's the link! NYAN CAT

I dare you to watch the whole video nonstop... and then replay it! If you do this at all, even if it was before reading this, you'd better comment and tell me so i don't feel crazy for doing so.

He just keeps going... this poptart cat pooping rainbows in sparkly space...
he just won't stop...

This song with be forever stuck in my head all day.

Oh no, it's over!

Let's do it again...

*you think i'm crazy, but sane enough that you feel it's safe to follow the link*

*in a strained whisper* help me!


                                                    Unicorn Slayer

A Boring Monday Calls For A Story

Post #4 Bored Already
Hey there,
(sorry this is kind of late, i was playing Sims 3 and saw my maid flush my fish down the toilet, it was traumatizing! I'll never forget the words that were said... dag dag nepso! Noo!! Mercedes! (it was the name the game gave it) ask anyone, i'm the worst fish owner ever! first Spunky, then Lithium, now Mercedes! Nooo!)
 so obviously, i had one freaking boring Monday, you know, obviously.
So I can't really regale you with a tale of how i think i might have passed my geometry test i took during first period, or how i had the worst nerves for my Spanish oral test at fifth. Therefore, i will tell you a story about the weird looking thing i made on paint one other boring day. (i have a lot of boring days.)

As i said, one boring night i was bored out of my skull so i decided to play around on Word. I saw that you could insert shapes into your document, like arrows and similar crap. Then i realized you could copy the shape and paste it into paint, so i was doing that and came up with things like this:

And this lesser cool thing:

And then one cool looking thing that i turned into what looks like a pansy:

TA-DA Beautiful, yes?
Then i was fudging around and saw potential in this four block arrow thing:

So i fudged around with that and eventually i came up with this:

Now i realize that these two look nothing alike, but i did some serious erasing, undoing, and line stretching, all with the old version of paint, may i add.
*you applaud my creativity and ingenuity*


Okay, now time goes forward to New Years Day, i just opened my new calendar and inside is one of those cardboard thingys because Bradley's Book Store does not want bent calendars. I'm one of those people who are... what's that word? Oh yeah, lazy. (i take full responsibly for my laziness) So i didn't throw it away, mostly because it wouldn't fit in my trashcan because the box from my Nintendo 3DS is clogging it up. So i set it aside and one night, out of sheer boredom, i decided to paint it, so i painted both sides dark midnight black.

Then i got some inspiration, so in the middle of the night i snuck downstairs and printed a copy of that one picture:

And lastly, using scotch tape like a painter would use painter's tape, i painted some straight lines that someday may actually be this weird pinwheel thinger:

Behold! The fruits of my effort and... they are an epic fail sprinkled with failure. If this looked in the mirror it would say: why is this piece of crap staring at me? (yeah, that's right, my cardboard can talk)

So really, i should just not even try to do the rest because i pretty much used all the drizzle gray paint up and my desk is splotched with black

Glorious, just glorious. Let's just say that that night... was fruitless. i made no progress in my epic battle between boredom and my little bit of sanity i think i have left.

So let's just close this right now before i actually write an epic. 

Well, this was my Boring Monday Story. I hope to God that tomorrow is more interesting because writing all this and inserting pictures (not to mention Mercedes) really took away from the time i needed to really evaluate my life and wonder which doctor i should see (mental doctor? maybe i have a disease that makes me crazy?)

Okay, so godbye all, until tomorrow.

This is Unicorn Slayer saying: don't sniff paint. (what? it's helpful advice.)

                                                   

                                                   Unicorn Slayer

My Nightmare In The Afternoon

Post #3 The Afternoonmare
Hey, Inter-web, Unicorn Slayer here, (obviously)
I woke up around 11:01 if i can remember distinctly. It's pretty weird that i can sleep late yesterday and wake up at 4 but then last night i was totally wiped at around 1 and went to bed then. Hmm, oh well, i need my energy for tomorrow. (God, I hate High School)
I woke up once today, and i was too tired to check the clock, but i'm betting it was around... 8 maybe? Then i went back to sleep, and then... i had an Afternoonmare.  (I realize that 8-11 isn't really the afternoon, but i'm keeping the new word i created)

First it began kinda strangely (what else can you expect?) I don't really remember it though, so I'll go to the part near the middle that i do remember. It was really weird and was some sort of "Switched At Birth" thing that was going on. It's like I saw a white family with a black child and vice versa (i assure you, i'm not a racist) and they were right beside each other walking on the streets like nothing and i just walk up to them and switch their children, and they start crying tears of joy to find their long lost children! They don't even care that they just lost their other child, and the kids didn't care that they lost their families! It was strange.
Then it got kind of happy because they invited me to play with them in the park and everyone was riding scooters around what looked like a skate park without the ramps (you know, just a fenced-in concrete slab) and we were having fun and then my dad called me over and we were talking through the chain-link fence and  he frickin' told me that he found my cat (my cat ran away almost a year ago, we all still have no idea what happened to her) and she was dead, and he buried her and gave her a funeral without me!
This is the weird part though: he sung it to me.
The weirder part: it was to the tune of Nine In The Afternoon by: Panic! At The Disco.
You're probably thinking WTF, right? Well i was sorta thinking that, but then i realized what he was saying.
The weirdest part of them all: he would sing to me about how he found my cat, dead, then he would fall into the actual words of Nine In The Afternoon.
It was like this:
I went and found your cat dead
smashed in was her head
we're feeling so good
Just the way that we do
when it's nine in the afternoon
If i wasn't so over come with emotion i would have jumped up and yelled WTH right in his face, because he was also sorta jumping around and singing it like he was a first grader singing about his love of ice cream!
Well in my dream i was so weak from emotion i feel to my hands and knees and i was crying a river. Like, you know how when you cry you work up to the point of where a single tear goes down, and then after a little more whining and sniffling another tear falls. Well in my dream i was just streaming tears, like my eyes were faucets and someone turned them on.
After he was done with his endearing song about death and what time it was, i was angry and started yelling at him about why he didn't tell me and let me bury her! The song he sung concluded that my cat (Sugar) was swallowed whole by a cobra (oookay...) but then she was too much so after being half digested it hacked her back up. (yum) Then he saw her body will he was hunting and decided to bury her for me. (big mistake)
So i'm screaming at him and stuff and long story short: he tries to come me down, it doesn't work, and then after a while i find myself in the car with Sugar's body in a box and i'm wrapping her up in tissue paper and leaving little things in the box like her toys and stuff and then i pull these random notecards out and they say stuff on them with little pictures and i say: these are the things i was going to do with her! Even though one said :find a pipe wrench and learn how to use it. I don't really know how i would do that with my cat.
Then i start putting them in the box and i'm crying and we get to my house, but i'm still fixing her box and this one random girl who guess was supposed to be my friend, even though I've never saw her before in my life, and she said that she was going to take me out to eat to make me feel better.
So i was crying about how i didn't want to but, she left the driveway and i'm still holding onto the box.
Long story short: the dream changes. we're driving trying to find a place to eat and the only place open is this really rough place and then instead of it being a crying me and friend, it's like we're watching an episode of Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
They're trying to prove to the other people in the eatery that they're tough and it just gets all weird...




Then i woke up.
I'm glad the part at the end broke up the serious-ness and let me forget a little bit, but when i woke up i was like: oh my god, it was just a dream! Then i decided that my daily post should be this because it's probably the only thing that happens on this dull Sunday.

Alright, even though you probably had nothing better to do, thanks for reading! Don't be afraid to leave a comment, or, if you're up to it, find a dream journal and decipher my dream for me. (i'd appreciate that)
Unicorn Slayer is here saying: goodbye. (not really that cool, but... okay)
Until Tomorrow my loyal followers.

                                                 Unicorn Slayer

The Vampire Drinking Your Blood Post

Post #2: The Vampire Drinking Your Blood Post
After looking this up for half the night one night, I've discovered something important about the whole: total consumption, death by vampire aspect: It isn't possible!
"What?!" You say, shocked, but it's true! It isn't scientifically possible for a vampire to drink all your blood!
I bet you still don't believe me, what with all this vampire junk circulating right now, so let me shine a light (haha, 'cause vampires can't be in light) on my observation:
The average human adult body has 5 liters of blood.
you say: "okay..." very uncaring.
The average stomach can barely hold up to 4 liters* of... stuff
So there, using that information, you see that a vampire can't drink all your blood to kill you, buuuuuut...
Let's look at the science, you know, the vampire science
Do you really think a vampire would be neat enough to drink all your blood? I bet half of you is gonna end up on the sidewalk Or maybe they'll get full and leave you to die, but i bet your jugular is still pretty beat up, so you're going to bleed out the last liter.
gruesome? Well, yeah, we're talking about vampires here!
But it's okay, because after losing a little over a pint** you're gonna pass out.
After losing 4 pints, your gonna die, so that bleeding and dying part of this party... well you're already gonna be dead.
Wait! i found a hole in this story! So a vampire can drink your blood to kill you. (i didn't realize this until I put my findings down in words.) But then again, what i started this with is that a vampire can't drink all your blood and kill you. It's not like he or she will drink you till you're dry, just until you die. (look at me, rhyming)
Hmm, well that's everything this vampire post is going to consist of, i think. That's all i really found and wanted to say.
Mark my words, though, i doubt that this will be my last vampire post, there is just so much to talk about with them.
So, this is Unicorn Slayer, signing off with my second post. I hope you enjoyed learning this random tidbit.

*4 liters= 1 gallon
**1 pint= .4731... Liters
(it takes 2 days for a pint to come back, 8 days for 4 pints to come back.)

          Unicorn Slayer

I'm Back To Blogging! (After A Blogger Mishap)

Post #1: What happened to me:
So here's the story, my fellow bloggers/blog readers:
In November i thought it would be fun to make a blog, so I did
(this is where you: *behold my blog*)
I picked the simple template because i thought it would be best to play it safe.
I realized that the simple template looked like crap and went to change it, but it wouldn't change.
frustrated i deleted my blog.
i made a new blog with the same name and everything and once again
(this is where you: *behold my blog*)
I'm still not totally fully sure of how this "blogger" contraption works, i.e. i don't know why when i click Next Blog why they come up in Portuguese or why they still look way better than mine, but i'll learn after weekends of looking at my laptop screen.
Obviously my posts from before were deleted along with the blog itself, so i guess i'll need to try to revive them and maybe give them new life if i can.
I'm going to try to post daily, so if this one post doesn't satisfy you're need to know all about my life, try tomorrow... and the next.... and the next day, just keep creeping the best you can.
So now, in closing words, this is Unicorn Slayer saying: ...
well, let's pretend i said something cool, yes?

Unicorn Slayer