Post #17:
Hello all readers of my blog, and i'm sure there aren't many because my friends gave up blogging (quitters), if you have noticed, a recent post has been missing. But now i'm back! (rainbows and pure happiness explodes in your brain)
Why was i not posting for so long? The internet ran out again. I was going to blog while i was at my friend's house (she has wi-fi) but we were all way too busy playing Just Dance (and humiliating ourselves) to do anything other then look up Jenna Marbles videos. =)
I also got Temple Run for my iPod. My highest score is 3,368,577 and i've played 401 games. I have all the power-ups and characters and i have only three more objectives left. I'm totally blowing it up.
Alright, alright, alright, i'm about to tell you something that will sound extremely blasphemous (because as soon as you read my blog, you're exercising the Unicorn Slayer religion.)
Here it goes, hold onto your hats, 'cause you will be blown away and shocked to the core but what i am about to tell you!
I'm going to the dance.
BOOM!
That was your mind just blowing up.
I know, i know, i know. I go off on this huge rant a few posts back about how i hate the dances and i say everything that i hate about them and the stupid factor of them, but i have a reason. No, it's not because i want to make a move on some cute guy or something stupid like that (no guys in my school are worth the trouble... or my time) it's because are dance is this... well it's basically like a junior version of Prom for 9th graders.
A little bit ago, in our homerooms, we voted on who we want to be Princess, Prince, and the theme colors for the dance. We picked three girls, three guys and one color grouping.
Then, at the end of 8th period, they announced who were going to be on court. No, i'm not on court. (sad face) but my friend is!
Morgan got on court! She has a blog too, but she was one of those quitters i mentioned before.
(and the color theme is Black and Silver sparkles, way better than the other choice of Pink and Yellow)
I'm going to support Morgan, no one thought she would be on court because only a whole bunch of skanks would get on, you know, those grinding girls who walk barefoot through sticky punch puddles? Yeah, they're pretty much all on court. fun.
Well, my initial reason for going was to support Morgan (love you Morg!) but then i thought about it: the escorts are assigned by alphabetical order, so how great would it be to see these two people, arms hooked at the elbow, walking around, being all like: yay i'm on court... yay. All forced and like that. Then of course, which skank would win? Which... well i don't like to use that word so i won't, so let's just say, which guy will win? Then i'm sure they'll have to dance together. That'll be rich. And lastly, the dresses. A little bit ago, the cheerleaders went to Disney, and the day before, they were supposed to dress up. This one girl, who has the face of a drag queen and thinks she has the body of a stripper, wore these high-heels, i'm sure they were at least six inches, and this dress that ended on the middle of her butt! WTF?
Lord, i hate those skanks so much. Would it really be a crime if they all mysteriously fell in hole and were forced to eat each others dead bodies as they slowly died, one by one, by starvation until one is left and she was forced to eat her friends (i bet they taste like bacon because all burnt flesh from constant tanning is great seasoning) and then she would be taken out of the hole and shunned by society until she's taken to jail for crimes against humanity... and murder, and she commits suicide with a note confessing how she hopes her friends will forgive her soul so she can go into heaven?
Sounds like a mix of a chiller movie and a lifetime movie.
Interesting.
If you ever see a movie with that as a plot-line, i will probably be the director.
Okay, i realize that was a little on the dark and creepy side and i would erase it, but i don't like erasing things i wrote, because then the post would be 100% my first thoughts. So you can just ignore that paragraph there. If you'd like, but if you think it's hilarious, then go ahead and re-read it.
So my first article of business, finding a dress for the dance. I'm not going to bore you with dress talk because i haven't even looked one up yet. I haven't even gone to google images and looked at random pictures.
I hate shopping. I admit it. I really hate shopping. So i'm going to think happy thoughts.
I think i thought of something for the side poll. I mean, it's going to be a really stupid and (haha) pointless poll (read the poll, you'll get it) but it's really the only thing i think of.
Also because of my missing of so many posts, my weekly stuff is a little backtracked, which i will fix, which makes everyone happy. (i think, it makes me happy!)
Okay, this is a smaller post in comparison because it's finally a Friday which means i don't have to stay up late. I realize that makes no sense, but think about it: as soon as you lay down and get comfortable and are about to fall asleep, you realize the next thing you'll hear is your blaring alarm and the feeling of fatigue. So i would stay up later so i could go longer without anticipating what was coming. See, i have a few nuggets of smart-ness in my brain area.
Alright, Unicorn Slayer is saying goodbye, goodnight, and... whoa, why is my cat hissing at her butt?
Unicorn Slayer
Friday, February 24, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
A Month's Time Is Over
Post #16:
So today, the real reason why i was on the inter-weber-net was because i was looking up lyrics for a band called Panic! At The Disco. Sounds strange? Well too bad, i like their music, sue me. Okay, that was randomly aggressive for some reason... hmm.
So their songs are really strange and most of the songs that i have on my pod... well the titles don't really make sense when it comes to the meaning of the songs and the lyrics.
One song i have is called: The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage.
Hmm...
Awhile ago, when i first saw the song, i looked up what the heck martyrdom is and it's when... well, say it was the law that everyone had to become a Christian and there was a Buddhist who was all like: no effing way, i would never turn my back on my religion. So he kills himself, or lets himself be killed, so he doesn't have to do so. That's martyrdom. Which sort of sounds like suicide. Just a bit. So the title is saying that the only difference between killing yourself to keep yourself from changing your religion and just killing yourself because you were a depressed maniac is the buzz the media makes of it. I'm guessing suicide is a bigger deal.
I just realized that i can make my history teacher proud by stating that, due to the first amendment, i'm sure the martyrdom problem in this fine country is pretty low.
Alright, so that's an interestingly observant title, so what would this song be about? Actually it's not about killing yourself... or anyone at all. I looked up the meaning and it said that it was about how artist's aren't true to themselves and are looking for acceptance or something like that.
Some lyrics are like this:
Swore to shake it up, if you swore to listen
We're still so young, and desperate for attention
i aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
That sound like... i'll dance around and be awesome, as long as you promise to watch me do so. The second line is pretty self-explanatory. The last line is sort of odd. Just the first part. I aim to be your eyes. Maybe he's saying that he wants to see whatever the critics see? Here, i'll add in a link to... well i hope there's a music video for it. I'm not sure. There's really no other reliable way to try to show you it. Here's the LINK
It's an oddly catchy song. I found a video version with the lyrics and not an actual "music video."
After reading this post, i ask you to watch the video. Just for the heck of... maybe so you can decipher it, whatever you want. You really don't have to if you want to, but hey, you'll be missing an opportunity to waste more time on the inter-weber-net! The lyrics i stated are said around the 30 second mark... here i checked, around 33 or 34 seconds. So you have fun with that.
... Alright i just watched the whole video and i must admit that the pictures in it are kind of weird... but it has the song and the lyrics... so just grin and bear it, yes?
Hmm... i had an actual reason for posting... i just don't remember what it was
Oh, never-frickin'-mind! It has to do with the title of this post.
So a month is over, so the poll is closed (a new will open soon) and the stuff at the bottom of the page, like the monthly saying and dumb question, have been changed. So you enjoy those for a month. I think the month mark passed a couple days ago actually. Oh well, better late then never. Now i have to sit around for a while and think of a poll question.
The last poll was a fail, i got four votes, one of them mine. I feel that i added too many answer options. The next one will probably be a simple yes or no poll. Remember, it's on the side of the page.
Here's the results of the last post:
Your Favorite Band/Artist:
Right now, i'm watching a music video on my iPod. The Ballad Of Mona Lisa. Also by Panic! At The Disco
Truthfully, i haven't watched a lot of P!ATD music videos, but this one is my favorite so far. When my sister found it we sat together and tried to decipher it and the song. We have a pretty good understanding of what they both mean. I would go on about what it means, but unless you watch the video (and i'm sure most of you will be too lazy to watch it) then it would be a couple of long paragraph of ranting and stuff that makes no sense to you. So i'll save you the heartache... and myself the trouble. So i'll just give you the link J.I.C. (just in case) though i have a very small margin in me that says you'll actually watch it. LINK
The main reason why i decided to tell you about me watching this is because of something funny Lewis and I said during lunch.
Now, if you've read a comment by An. JKIM (i think she's Keedra 12 when she said it) you would have saw that she commented: Lewis is a girl, silly
Yes, Lewis is a girl, with a real girl name and everything. Lewis is her alias because it's what her sister would call her. I've been referring to her as a guy, using words like "him" because i wasn't sure how deep she wanted to go into her alias, so i went one the safe side. If you've ever went to her blog, you would see that it's pink. (explain a lot?)
So Lewis also enjoys P!ATD, so at lunch when she was talking about a guy and referred to him as "adorable" So i went on and asked: "Puppy adorable or Brendon Urie adorable?"
(Brendon is the lead singer of P!ATD. If you watch the video, you would agree... if you're a girl.)
She said puppy adorable... i guess no one can really be Brendon adorable
unless you're Brendon Urie
=D
Okay, i had to go teen girl crazy for a moment there, because i've never really confessed i thought a guy was cute before... other than before my first boyfriend. That's about it. No one's really attractive enough for me to have to acknowledge it.
Hmm
Alright then... what next? What shall i blog about? I'm not sure. I covered the main reason why i came to post and then my side distraction of the day.
Okay i guess i'll sign off now. I'm so distracted thinking about nothing at all and then stressing over how i should do my history homework. oh yeah, and watching NCIS isn't helping either.
This is Unicorn Slayer saying: ... i really need a poll idea (i almost forgot about that)
Unicorn Slayer
So today, the real reason why i was on the inter-weber-net was because i was looking up lyrics for a band called Panic! At The Disco. Sounds strange? Well too bad, i like their music, sue me. Okay, that was randomly aggressive for some reason... hmm.
So their songs are really strange and most of the songs that i have on my pod... well the titles don't really make sense when it comes to the meaning of the songs and the lyrics.
One song i have is called: The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage.
Hmm...
Awhile ago, when i first saw the song, i looked up what the heck martyrdom is and it's when... well, say it was the law that everyone had to become a Christian and there was a Buddhist who was all like: no effing way, i would never turn my back on my religion. So he kills himself, or lets himself be killed, so he doesn't have to do so. That's martyrdom. Which sort of sounds like suicide. Just a bit. So the title is saying that the only difference between killing yourself to keep yourself from changing your religion and just killing yourself because you were a depressed maniac is the buzz the media makes of it. I'm guessing suicide is a bigger deal.
I just realized that i can make my history teacher proud by stating that, due to the first amendment, i'm sure the martyrdom problem in this fine country is pretty low.
Alright, so that's an interestingly observant title, so what would this song be about? Actually it's not about killing yourself... or anyone at all. I looked up the meaning and it said that it was about how artist's aren't true to themselves and are looking for acceptance or something like that.
Some lyrics are like this:
Swore to shake it up, if you swore to listen
We're still so young, and desperate for attention
i aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives
That sound like... i'll dance around and be awesome, as long as you promise to watch me do so. The second line is pretty self-explanatory. The last line is sort of odd. Just the first part. I aim to be your eyes. Maybe he's saying that he wants to see whatever the critics see? Here, i'll add in a link to... well i hope there's a music video for it. I'm not sure. There's really no other reliable way to try to show you it. Here's the LINK
It's an oddly catchy song. I found a video version with the lyrics and not an actual "music video."
After reading this post, i ask you to watch the video. Just for the heck of... maybe so you can decipher it, whatever you want. You really don't have to if you want to, but hey, you'll be missing an opportunity to waste more time on the inter-weber-net! The lyrics i stated are said around the 30 second mark... here i checked, around 33 or 34 seconds. So you have fun with that.
... Alright i just watched the whole video and i must admit that the pictures in it are kind of weird... but it has the song and the lyrics... so just grin and bear it, yes?
Hmm... i had an actual reason for posting... i just don't remember what it was
Oh, never-frickin'-mind! It has to do with the title of this post.
So a month is over, so the poll is closed (a new will open soon) and the stuff at the bottom of the page, like the monthly saying and dumb question, have been changed. So you enjoy those for a month. I think the month mark passed a couple days ago actually. Oh well, better late then never. Now i have to sit around for a while and think of a poll question.
The last poll was a fail, i got four votes, one of them mine. I feel that i added too many answer options. The next one will probably be a simple yes or no poll. Remember, it's on the side of the page.
Here's the results of the last post:
Your Favorite Band/Artist:
| Evanescence |
| Lady Gaga |
| Linkin Park |
| My Chemical Romance |
| Panic! At The Disco All with 50% of the votes. |
Right now, i'm watching a music video on my iPod. The Ballad Of Mona Lisa. Also by Panic! At The Disco
Truthfully, i haven't watched a lot of P!ATD music videos, but this one is my favorite so far. When my sister found it we sat together and tried to decipher it and the song. We have a pretty good understanding of what they both mean. I would go on about what it means, but unless you watch the video (and i'm sure most of you will be too lazy to watch it) then it would be a couple of long paragraph of ranting and stuff that makes no sense to you. So i'll save you the heartache... and myself the trouble. So i'll just give you the link J.I.C. (just in case) though i have a very small margin in me that says you'll actually watch it. LINK
The main reason why i decided to tell you about me watching this is because of something funny Lewis and I said during lunch.
Now, if you've read a comment by An. JKIM (i think she's Keedra 12 when she said it) you would have saw that she commented: Lewis is a girl, silly
Yes, Lewis is a girl, with a real girl name and everything. Lewis is her alias because it's what her sister would call her. I've been referring to her as a guy, using words like "him" because i wasn't sure how deep she wanted to go into her alias, so i went one the safe side. If you've ever went to her blog, you would see that it's pink. (explain a lot?)
So Lewis also enjoys P!ATD, so at lunch when she was talking about a guy and referred to him as "adorable" So i went on and asked: "Puppy adorable or Brendon Urie adorable?"
(Brendon is the lead singer of P!ATD. If you watch the video, you would agree... if you're a girl.)
She said puppy adorable... i guess no one can really be Brendon adorable
unless you're Brendon Urie
=D
Okay, i had to go teen girl crazy for a moment there, because i've never really confessed i thought a guy was cute before... other than before my first boyfriend. That's about it. No one's really attractive enough for me to have to acknowledge it.
Hmm
Alright then... what next? What shall i blog about? I'm not sure. I covered the main reason why i came to post and then my side distraction of the day.
Okay i guess i'll sign off now. I'm so distracted thinking about nothing at all and then stressing over how i should do my history homework. oh yeah, and watching NCIS isn't helping either.
This is Unicorn Slayer saying: ... i really need a poll idea (i almost forgot about that)
Unicorn Slayer
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
I'm Really Not Sure How To Title This, Because I'm Not Sure What It's Going To Be About
Post #15:
As you can tell, I'm indecisive when it comes to a title. Mostly because this post was unplanned. The only reason why i'm on is because Morgan started a new blog and i told her i would check it out. She already has one about her photography and videos, but she made this one about her day to day life, like mine is. It's called Friggin Awesome. Just Sayin'
Because this post was not planned i haven't been going over what to write inside my mind, so really i have nothing to say.
Well, i guess i tell you that my fever is gone and i'm all better now. Well, i have a cough and my nose is still stuffy but other than that i'm good. Well, other than the homework that's trying to murder me. Well, not exactly murder, more or less... Well, you know what: murder, murder me horribly. Well, i guess that i don't have to do a lot of it. Well, i guess it would really help me. Have you noticed that every sentence in this paragraph started with "Well?" Well, all except for that last one.
I've had a good sick week, other than being sick of course. I didn't miss cooking anything in Home Ec.! Yes! "What" you ask? What about your geometry and Spanish tests? (did i even tell you about those?) Well i have to finish my geometry test tommorow morning during our activity period, i started it today during study hall and i have a couple more questions left, but i'm stuck on the Pythagorean Theorem. It's A squared plus B squared equals C squared, but it makes no sense because the answer was be less than the two being added together. So... i was a wee bit confused.
So over my sick week, on Sunday of all days, there was a marathon for Being Human. I don't know if you remember but i was talking about watching it even though i missed the first season. Happily, the marathon included every episode. Sadly, it started at, like, eight in the morning so i still don't know how it all starts, but a least i know who Bishop was. That was pretty important. And I'm so happy the newest episode, which i watched yesterday because they're new on Monday, has violence! Now, a lot of them... well they do it a lot, i'll just put that out there now, it's like reading a Stephen King book, but in the last episode i finally got some actual violence.
Being Human is about a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost, (Aiden, Josh, and Sally) who are roommates with each other and they all try to act normal. Now if it was just about them being normal, this would be an annoyingly boring series, but of course, them being "monsters" gets in the way of that. Whether you're accidentally scratching your girlfriend and both exposing that your a wolf, and turning her into one, or you're possessing some girl so you make out with her boyfriend, or maybe even being forced by "mother" to be the second hand to the vampire chick who is supposed to govern over the rogue and rebel vampires who have broken apart after you killed Bishop to stop him from exposing vampirekind, and not to mention that you have history with said vampire chick and she doesn't like that you've changed your ways and became a vegetarian vampire and really, the only reason why you're doing all this is because the chick is the daughter of "mother" and if you help her successfully, then you can finally get out of the vampire society madness.
Phew! In my mind, Aiden's life is really the hardest. Even though Josh turned his girlfriend into a wolf, has to deal with being a wolf, and quit his dream of going to med. school so he can try to find a cure for lycanthropy. And Sally? Well she's a ghost. She currently got over her death issues and got her murderous fiance to turn himself in, but whenever Aiden got staked by Bishop (and mysteriously lives) Sally passes up her "door," which is the portal to heaven or whatever and after dealing with her death issues it popped up for her, but then Bishop happened and she went with him to the hospital and when she got back to the house, the door was gone. So that kind of sucks... not being able to move on and all that.
Before i've really watched it in detail, i've always wondered why Josh and Aiden could see Sally, but no one else. Well, it's because Aiden is dead... undead, and for some reason werewolves can see spirits too. Hmm, good to know.
The last episode us my favorite because Aiden eats this guy up. Yum yum yum. It's really the only reason why i watch so many vampire related things, i just like watching them eat people. It's always better when they're wusses and then they cave in and go on feeding frenzies. The wuss part is always boring though, but then the feeding frenzy part is always entertaining.
Hmm...
Yeah...
Alright, i sort of don't want to end this post on that note. But then again i'm getting bored with writing this post... sorry.
Alright, this is Unicorn Slayer saying: if you're ever a vampire on a TV show or a movie, don't be a wuss. (Wusses are boring)
Unicorn Slayer
As you can tell, I'm indecisive when it comes to a title. Mostly because this post was unplanned. The only reason why i'm on is because Morgan started a new blog and i told her i would check it out. She already has one about her photography and videos, but she made this one about her day to day life, like mine is. It's called Friggin Awesome. Just Sayin'
Because this post was not planned i haven't been going over what to write inside my mind, so really i have nothing to say.
Well, i guess i tell you that my fever is gone and i'm all better now. Well, i have a cough and my nose is still stuffy but other than that i'm good. Well, other than the homework that's trying to murder me. Well, not exactly murder, more or less... Well, you know what: murder, murder me horribly. Well, i guess that i don't have to do a lot of it. Well, i guess it would really help me. Have you noticed that every sentence in this paragraph started with "Well?" Well, all except for that last one.
I've had a good sick week, other than being sick of course. I didn't miss cooking anything in Home Ec.! Yes! "What" you ask? What about your geometry and Spanish tests? (did i even tell you about those?) Well i have to finish my geometry test tommorow morning during our activity period, i started it today during study hall and i have a couple more questions left, but i'm stuck on the Pythagorean Theorem. It's A squared plus B squared equals C squared, but it makes no sense because the answer was be less than the two being added together. So... i was a wee bit confused.
So over my sick week, on Sunday of all days, there was a marathon for Being Human. I don't know if you remember but i was talking about watching it even though i missed the first season. Happily, the marathon included every episode. Sadly, it started at, like, eight in the morning so i still don't know how it all starts, but a least i know who Bishop was. That was pretty important. And I'm so happy the newest episode, which i watched yesterday because they're new on Monday, has violence! Now, a lot of them... well they do it a lot, i'll just put that out there now, it's like reading a Stephen King book, but in the last episode i finally got some actual violence.
Being Human is about a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost, (Aiden, Josh, and Sally) who are roommates with each other and they all try to act normal. Now if it was just about them being normal, this would be an annoyingly boring series, but of course, them being "monsters" gets in the way of that. Whether you're accidentally scratching your girlfriend and both exposing that your a wolf, and turning her into one, or you're possessing some girl so you make out with her boyfriend, or maybe even being forced by "mother" to be the second hand to the vampire chick who is supposed to govern over the rogue and rebel vampires who have broken apart after you killed Bishop to stop him from exposing vampirekind, and not to mention that you have history with said vampire chick and she doesn't like that you've changed your ways and became a vegetarian vampire and really, the only reason why you're doing all this is because the chick is the daughter of "mother" and if you help her successfully, then you can finally get out of the vampire society madness.
Phew! In my mind, Aiden's life is really the hardest. Even though Josh turned his girlfriend into a wolf, has to deal with being a wolf, and quit his dream of going to med. school so he can try to find a cure for lycanthropy. And Sally? Well she's a ghost. She currently got over her death issues and got her murderous fiance to turn himself in, but whenever Aiden got staked by Bishop (and mysteriously lives) Sally passes up her "door," which is the portal to heaven or whatever and after dealing with her death issues it popped up for her, but then Bishop happened and she went with him to the hospital and when she got back to the house, the door was gone. So that kind of sucks... not being able to move on and all that.
Before i've really watched it in detail, i've always wondered why Josh and Aiden could see Sally, but no one else. Well, it's because Aiden is dead... undead, and for some reason werewolves can see spirits too. Hmm, good to know.
The last episode us my favorite because Aiden eats this guy up. Yum yum yum. It's really the only reason why i watch so many vampire related things, i just like watching them eat people. It's always better when they're wusses and then they cave in and go on feeding frenzies. The wuss part is always boring though, but then the feeding frenzy part is always entertaining.
Hmm...
Yeah...
Alright, i sort of don't want to end this post on that note. But then again i'm getting bored with writing this post... sorry.
Alright, this is Unicorn Slayer saying: if you're ever a vampire on a TV show or a movie, don't be a wuss. (Wusses are boring)
Unicorn Slayer
Saturday, February 4, 2012
In Sickness And In Health
Post #14: It's Sickness This Time
I think i'm turning into werewolf.
If you pay attention to the recent vampire saga that's slowly (and thankfully) losing its previous buzz; that's slowly falling down from its summit of attention, you would know that werewolves, in human form, have very... warm skin. (I could have said that werewolves are very hot, but i'm sure that you would think that i was referring to a certain Mr. Launter. [I think i spelled that wrong] and if anyone, An.JKIM is obsessed with him. [oh, you know i love you, Anonymous])
I think i'm turning into a werewolf. My skin is very warm, feverish some may say, and i guess it means i'm a werewolf. No other explanation.
Well nothing else makes sense.
What?
You say that i probably just have the flu?
No.
Nope.
Nonsense.
Hogwash.
Blasphemy.
You crazy,
You crazy, man.
Wait, maybe that's why i have a sore throat and a cough and sniffles...
Well, before you feel all smug, i'll let you know that they think i have strep throat or mono, so, ha! Put that in your juice box, smarty pants!
I've been sick since Monday. If you pay attention you'll see that today is Saturday, and if you pay attention again, you'll see that I've been sick for a while.
On Monday i got a tooth removed because it was a baby tooth and it wasn't coming out naturally so they took it by force. It's like the tooth fairy looked at my tooth and was all like: okay, we can do this the easy way with my magical tooth lossener dust, or we can do this the hard way. Most of my teeth picked the easy way because the tooth fairy is just so pretty that they can't say no to her magical tooth lossener dust. This tooth picked the hard way because it just loved to party in my mouth with all my other teeth. My mouth parties are the best. So they took it by force by weakening the surrounding gum with needles that inject numbing crap and then they poked it around until it finally said: okay, okay i give! and then it released it hold and let itself be taken away.
So noble.
I had a sore throat then, but nothing beyond a tickle.
On Tuesday the sore throat was worse and my bloody gum hole was being a jerk too.
Wednesday: I had a fever. 101.7
Thursday: went to the doctor and i had a fever. 101.6
Friday: fever. 102
Today/Saturday: Well it's Saturday, I'm not going to school on a Saturday.
So I missed school all week. My sister brought me my homework yesterday. I was expecting a million books, but all she brought was my Geometry book, my Spanish notebook and my Spanish textbook.
I was expecting these because we can't go a day in those two classes without getting a new worksheet.
Oh yeah, and i have to make a handout for Home Ec. about washing your hands to prevent salmonella and that's going to be easy. (she said hopefully)
I looked over the Spanish worksheets and i don't understand half the words on them. What i do understand is that we're learning food and i laughed out loud when i saw cheese was on there.
If there's one word i know in Spanish, it's cheese. Queso!
I also know it in French and Korean. (i think)
Oh cheese, hats off to you for being the best thing ever.
What is cheese? It's not a condiment, like ketchup, or a dressing, like ranch, or a side, like applesauce.
You can put in a sandwich, on a salad, in your sub, make it a soup, eat in stick form. Hmm, what do you call that?
Anyways, a little off track there talking about the miracle of cheese.
My geometry? Well she ("she" being our teacher) goes over everything during class... like everything that we learn and even things that aren't written down. Even after her talking to us about it, i still have trouble with the work sometimes. So not hearing her go on about triangles and angles for a week and getting all this new stuff i'm supposed to do... well i'm going to frickin' fail. I also have to take a test when i get back. A chapter test. a test on, like, six sections, each containing fifty things of information!
I realize that i'm probably going to get some time to study... like... two whole days... to look over everything and keep up with whatever is going on.
I also have a Spanish test. Written and oral. Already! I mean it takes us frickin' ten months to go over a new chapter and when i'm out for the review, we frickin' get a frickin' test! and an frickin' oral test! I'm so j.o.-ed (juiced off) I remember blogging about an oral test and i've only had this blog for a week... two weeks, and....
I just about ready to go on an angry rampage. I am glad i'm not Bruce Banner, because my room would be rubble and i would be tearing up trees in the woods.
Okay, it's five minutes later. I watched a music video on my Pod of "i" persuasion and i'm feeling a bit calmer... and right now i'm going through a coughing fit, this may take a minute...
alright, all done. Ever notice how after coughing you almost always have to blow your nose? No? It's just me?
Hmm...
Okay, well i think this is going to be the end of this post... i'm out of things to say... for once in my life. It's still undecided if i have mono or strep or something else... i'm taking three ibuprofen, allergy pills, and this one pill we got after the doctor visit. My mother comes to my room and is all like: okay, time to drug you up.
Haha, oh, i love her.
Alright, this is Unicorn Slayer saying: well, wish me luck on this homework monster i have to tame. (or this homework mountain i have to climb, whatever you like better)
Unicorn Slayer
I think i'm turning into werewolf.
If you pay attention to the recent vampire saga that's slowly (and thankfully) losing its previous buzz; that's slowly falling down from its summit of attention, you would know that werewolves, in human form, have very... warm skin. (I could have said that werewolves are very hot, but i'm sure that you would think that i was referring to a certain Mr. Launter. [I think i spelled that wrong] and if anyone, An.JKIM is obsessed with him. [oh, you know i love you, Anonymous])
I think i'm turning into a werewolf. My skin is very warm, feverish some may say, and i guess it means i'm a werewolf. No other explanation.
Well nothing else makes sense.
What?
You say that i probably just have the flu?
No.
Nope.
Nonsense.
Hogwash.
Blasphemy.
You crazy,
You crazy, man.
Wait, maybe that's why i have a sore throat and a cough and sniffles...
Well, before you feel all smug, i'll let you know that they think i have strep throat or mono, so, ha! Put that in your juice box, smarty pants!
I've been sick since Monday. If you pay attention you'll see that today is Saturday, and if you pay attention again, you'll see that I've been sick for a while.
On Monday i got a tooth removed because it was a baby tooth and it wasn't coming out naturally so they took it by force. It's like the tooth fairy looked at my tooth and was all like: okay, we can do this the easy way with my magical tooth lossener dust, or we can do this the hard way. Most of my teeth picked the easy way because the tooth fairy is just so pretty that they can't say no to her magical tooth lossener dust. This tooth picked the hard way because it just loved to party in my mouth with all my other teeth. My mouth parties are the best. So they took it by force by weakening the surrounding gum with needles that inject numbing crap and then they poked it around until it finally said: okay, okay i give! and then it released it hold and let itself be taken away.
So noble.
I had a sore throat then, but nothing beyond a tickle.
On Tuesday the sore throat was worse and my bloody gum hole was being a jerk too.
Wednesday: I had a fever. 101.7
Thursday: went to the doctor and i had a fever. 101.6
Friday: fever. 102
Today/Saturday: Well it's Saturday, I'm not going to school on a Saturday.
So I missed school all week. My sister brought me my homework yesterday. I was expecting a million books, but all she brought was my Geometry book, my Spanish notebook and my Spanish textbook.
I was expecting these because we can't go a day in those two classes without getting a new worksheet.
Oh yeah, and i have to make a handout for Home Ec. about washing your hands to prevent salmonella and that's going to be easy. (she said hopefully)
I looked over the Spanish worksheets and i don't understand half the words on them. What i do understand is that we're learning food and i laughed out loud when i saw cheese was on there.
If there's one word i know in Spanish, it's cheese. Queso!
I also know it in French and Korean. (i think)
Oh cheese, hats off to you for being the best thing ever.
What is cheese? It's not a condiment, like ketchup, or a dressing, like ranch, or a side, like applesauce.
You can put in a sandwich, on a salad, in your sub, make it a soup, eat in stick form. Hmm, what do you call that?
Anyways, a little off track there talking about the miracle of cheese.
My geometry? Well she ("she" being our teacher) goes over everything during class... like everything that we learn and even things that aren't written down. Even after her talking to us about it, i still have trouble with the work sometimes. So not hearing her go on about triangles and angles for a week and getting all this new stuff i'm supposed to do... well i'm going to frickin' fail. I also have to take a test when i get back. A chapter test. a test on, like, six sections, each containing fifty things of information!
I realize that i'm probably going to get some time to study... like... two whole days... to look over everything and keep up with whatever is going on.
I also have a Spanish test. Written and oral. Already! I mean it takes us frickin' ten months to go over a new chapter and when i'm out for the review, we frickin' get a frickin' test! and an frickin' oral test! I'm so j.o.-ed (juiced off) I remember blogging about an oral test and i've only had this blog for a week... two weeks, and....
I just about ready to go on an angry rampage. I am glad i'm not Bruce Banner, because my room would be rubble and i would be tearing up trees in the woods.
Okay, it's five minutes later. I watched a music video on my Pod of "i" persuasion and i'm feeling a bit calmer... and right now i'm going through a coughing fit, this may take a minute...
alright, all done. Ever notice how after coughing you almost always have to blow your nose? No? It's just me?
Hmm...
Okay, well i think this is going to be the end of this post... i'm out of things to say... for once in my life. It's still undecided if i have mono or strep or something else... i'm taking three ibuprofen, allergy pills, and this one pill we got after the doctor visit. My mother comes to my room and is all like: okay, time to drug you up.
Haha, oh, i love her.
Alright, this is Unicorn Slayer saying: well, wish me luck on this homework monster i have to tame. (or this homework mountain i have to climb, whatever you like better)
Unicorn Slayer
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