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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

A Title You Ask? Well, That'll Give Away The Ending!

Post #30:

I'm watching Ghost Hunters... i don't know why though...

I've noticed my lack of watching Dead Like Me... missed a bunch of episodes...

The new season of Face-off isn't as great as it seemed to be... rather watch a new season of Being Human (last time i watched it was in March... i'm feeling very deprived) #firstworldproblems (haha, i don't have a twitter)

I'm a little obsessed with Tap Tap Revenge 4 on my Pod of the touch... i found out there's a button to hit which gives you a bunch of free songs ("Download unlocked tracks") and now i have fifty new songs and i can't remember which songs i like or don't. i have a lot of dance/electronic songs that sound like space, go on for five minutes, and don't have anyone singing in them. Good if you're in a club or something like that, but not if you're bored, sitting in your room.
i also have a lot of heavy metal songs (i call them "rawr songs") in which it's all incomprehensible yelling. I have like ten of those songs. Sure, Linkin Park style yelling is fine in moderation, but seriously dude, the whole song of screams? And the band names are like: "Cannibal Corpse" Whitechapel" "As I Lay
Dying" "Behemoth" "Goatwhore" "Primordial" and "Gwar" okay that was seven, but still i was scrolling through my new songs and just by the artist name, song title, album picture, and genre title ("rock" they call it) i can tell the song's not going to be fun and it seems like i found a rawr song every other song.
There are two songs i got that i really like, one of them is called "The Dressing Room" which is by Breathe Carolina. If you remember they had that one song called "Blackout" that was kind of popular during the summer last year. Anyways, the song isn't supposed to be taken in a perverted kind of way, its more like... the dressing room is the place where you change who you are. At least that's what i got.
Another song is by some band i never heard of, who i'm going to look into, called Sparks To The Rescue. The one song i like is called "We Love Like Vampires." This band reminded me of a 1/2 cup of Fall Out Boy, a 1/4 cup of My Chemical Romance and a pinch of Owl City, to taste, it also has a bit of it's own original flavor. The song, well they never really say the reason why they love like vampires. The singer guy mentions the "sun coming out" many times, and also about them "dancing in the underground" but not the real reason why. i guess it's up to interpretation. *shrug*
Look those up if you want.
I"m too lazy to put in a link.

Speaking of My Chemical Romance, i don't know why but i have a song by them by the name of "Helena" stuck in my head. I have the music video on my Pod, but i had nothing to do with the addition of it because my iPod us sync-ed to my sister's, so whatever she has, i have. Recently, i sync-ed new songs and i got the video. Now i think it's pretty and the girl in coffin, who i guess is supposed to be Helena, wears a pretty dress, but it was pretty different because it was really depressing and dark and the main singer guy kind of freaked me out because there was a lot of close ups and the dude was making some creepy faces at some times... other than that i thought the guy was pretty cute.
It was kind of weird to hear the song and then another song by them, "Teenagers" came on... it did not sound like the same band. Now i know MCR isn't a gothic band, on Tap Tap, i got a song called "Sing" which is also by them, which i like ( i don't have the whole song though because it was one of the three songs i got when i first downloaded the game... preloaded, i guess i should call it) and you know, it's not gothic or emo or whatever you want to call it... the music video looked like a SiFi movie. (They all die in the video... sorry for that spoiler) It was just weird because in "Teenagers" they're swearing up a storm and when i was like ten and first heard this song i shunned it because of the language. Then when i was de-sensitized to swearing (thanks, highschool) i let the song back into the club.
Now, remember that i mentioned this song.

So, i got this game called Lollipop Chainsaw for PS3. It's about an 18 year old blond cheerleader with huge breasts and a short skirt, who runs around in cheerleading outfit wielding a chainsaw covered in glitter and hearts. There's a zombie apocalypse going on and she with her cheerleader moves and (sorry to spoil it, but...) her skills as a pro zombie hunter, you cut zombies up, trying to stop the goth freak who opened the path to "The Rotten World" which released a gas that turned people into zombies, then those zombies bit people and more zombies came and blah blah... It was a pretty fun game. The story was short, with a quick learning prologue and six stages followed by a boss battle. It was fun because you're freaking cutting zombies while doing flips and all these things i wish i could do, every time you cut a zombie they bleed pink and hearts and rainbows come out of nowhere and... well it was pretty cool. The things i didn't like were the boss battles (at the end of the stages), the final boss battle, the excessive bad language (i know that they're in highschool, but still it was really bad, not even like the f-word and the s-word, but like slang words,  like d-bag, slut, whore, the b-word was used a lot, slang words of the sexual persuasion [which where really bad because me and eleven year old brother were playing this game and he asked me what "masser-date" was... i told him he heard it wrong and that the guy who i saved, who said this to my character, said that he said he was going to ask me on a date...] now my brother plays war games and Grand Theft Auto, so it's not like it was really horrible, it's not like he was like how i was four years ago.)
I didn't like the boss battles because they were a joke. The big boss battle was against a guy named "Killabilly" who looked like Elvis. All the boss battles were centered around a music genre, but seriously, the main boss battle was really stupid that it made me mad. "The king" pssh. great.
Now, what i'm trying to work my way up to is talking about the first boss battle, my favorite. The first boss battle was centered around the punk rock genre. The guy was named Zed. reminds me of Led Zeppelin. (the name, i don't know about the music) but still, i don't know if it's my favorite because it's the easiest, but i think it's mostly because of the fight. Now, imagine you're fighting some guy and they're seriously are trying to mess you up. Don't you think you're going to spewing some unfavorable words?  Well freaking Zed would call me something reaaally bad like an effing b----, and then those words would pop up out of nowhere in these big electric letters that you have to run from. Things he called me ranged from an effing b-----, a c---sucker, a "stupid cooze" (which is probably worse than the eff word in Britain and it's a law that anyone who says it gets their mouth washed out with soap by the queen herself) and my personal favorite, a vanilla slut.
Way to be creative, Zed, i haven't heard that one yet. He was probably programmed to say more, but he didn't get that all out. the first time i fought him he called me a f---b-- five million times.
Anyways, that wasn't really important to talk about, i just couldn't stop typing. What i really wanted to say (which is going to take two sentences, really.) Is... well when you make your way up to Zed's stage, you go through a junkyard and have to jump around crashing cars and all that, and so, as they ran up to Zed, Juliet (the cheerleader) and her boyfriend (Nick, who is a severed head hooked to her belt loop) where talking, as usual, and... they called Zed a My Chemical Romance wannabe (Juliet said that.) That made me laugh. Then Nick said something like, oh i like that band, even hear their song, Teenagers?  I was laughing so hard on the inside. That is really popular song... they mention it in Vlad Tod, too. Freaking awesome.

Told you all that other stuff was probably pointless, but i gave you a little of incite. So, recap, stupid bosses, a lot of bad language, really fun, rainbows, glitter, hearts, pink blood, and references i understand. I give it a seven. oh yeah, and the graphics aren't totally up to date, so if you're a graphics snob then you may be sad, but it's not horrible.

(i'm not watching ghost hunters anymore)

Hmm, well that's all i've got for now.
total recap?

Ghost hunters
dead like me
face off
being human
tap tap 4
rawr songs
"The Dressing Room": by Breathe Carolina
"We Love Like Vampires" by Sparks To The Rescue (i just watched the music video five seconds ago and it was really weird and awkward, don't watch the video.)
My Chemical Romance:
"Helena"
"Sing"
"Teenagers"
Creative language by Zed
Lollipop Chainsaw gets a seven
(i decided to put in the links!)

So, children, listen to music, play lollipop chainsaw when no one is in the house, watch tv, live long, and prosper


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