Post #20:
Well it's about freakin' time!
It's been, what, two months?
Good God i'm such a slacker.
You know that "do nothing all day" mood i mentioned in the last post? I've been feeling that for a very long time.
Like, two months.
I know that i said i was just going to add onto the last post, but i really didn't want to. It wasn't really that interesting. The whole time i was making sure of my surroundings so no one came up behind me and started grinding up against me. Then when i went to my friend's house afterward and i realized i lost my voice.
The stupidest part of the dance was when people started taking the balloons off the wall and throwing them all around the room. Also, the eighth grader guys did this "train" kind of thing where they ran around the room holding onto each others shoulders. I thought of it as "the testosterone herd."
That's pretty much it.
So, here i am again.
Trying to think of what to post about.
You see, all through the day i think of the dumb things people do and say and things i think of... but then i forget them.
I can't really pull out my iPod or phone during class and write down my feelings.
I can't be sitting in my sister's car, think of something, and then do a yoga move and pull my phone out my bag and write down what i thought of.
I do have a note section on my Pod called "B" (B stands for blogger) and it has a list of things to rant about if i can't think of anything, but i'm really not feeling any of them.
I do have a good bit of ranting about Temple Run, a game on my iPod. If you read one of Anonymous's three or so posts you would know that it's very addictive.
I agree, but i want to talk about false advertising.
So, there was this movie that was advertised called "The Raven," maybe you saw an ad. Lewis and I really wanted to see it. So we planned out that last Saturday we were going to see it, and then get Doritos Loco Tacos.
(mark my words, i will get a loco taco!)
So it's Saturday and it's around 12 and i decided that maybe it would be good if I looked up the showing times.
So i pull up the times for the local Carmike Cinemas... it's not out! It came out on Friday. Nope! I guess not!
It made me so mad.
I guess i should have seen it coming. When i saw the Hunger Games I didn't see a preview for it.
At least maybe i can see Dark Shadows. It has vampires, Johnny Depp, and it's only PG-13 so i don't need supervision.
But seriously, i've watched way worse than what goes for an R movie nowadays.
Most things rated PG-13 are because someone says the F word a couple of times and someone gets punched in the face and the gut and they make an inappropriate reference.
That's it.
Wow that's horrible.
I guess i get it if someone was a ten year old, but i really doubt that someone younger than that would find the plot interesting enough to want to see it.
So what was a typing about again? Oh yes, Dark Shadows. It's kind of funny: when i was watching the previews and the "please turn off cellphones" message and then the preview came on, before i even knew what it was about and i just saw the main character guy (whatever his name is, something Collins) i was like... hmm... that guy looks like a vampire... and guess what. Surprise. I was totally right.
You know, the movie also looks a little stupid-ish, but i think the funny-ness would over rule that......
Did you know that it's based off a soap opera from the seventies (or sixties, i forget)
Anyways i feel so movie deprived i keep on looking at the Syfy/Chiller/FX channel and looking for a good movie.
I also watched this stupid movie last night called Humans VS. Zombies. It was pretty decent until near the end where the guy i liked best got eaten by his stupid girlfriend.
The guy i liked was named Danny and he was the shy guy who never had a girlfriend and was reading up on the Zombie Apocalypse and i think he was a gamer, i don't know.
Then he had his friends and i don't know the ones name and then i seriously think the other one's name was Mike (wink wink Lewis)
Then there was a girl named Tommi and believe it or not, shes a tom boy. She plays video games and then has a vlog (video blog) about what she thought of them. She was actually kinda pretty.
Then there's Amanda, the previously mentioned stupid girlfriend.
So Danny likes Amanda and Mike and the other friend of his are all like: dude, blah blah inappropriate stuff, ask her out. So at this bonfire he asks her out and all this stuff happens and they're in love.
And there's Tommi and Mike likes her because it the whole "want what you can't have" thing. And she's like, i don't date jock, frat boys.
So they're in a hardware store with this war veteran named Frank and they're trying to keep the zombies out and it's night time and Amanda and Danny go to sleep in this other room and when i say "sleep" i mean it. I'm it was this whole "You're the only guy eligible in this place" and "i don't want to die a virgin" and "let's do this before we die" But before they do and we cut scene, thankfully, she shows him this bite on her arm and she's all like "I've been feeling sick." And he's all like "Don't worry i won't let them hurt you" Then cut scene
So all this stuff happened and they fought out the hardware store and they're running to this church and Amanda goes down. She foaming at the mouth her eyes are bleeding but she's all like "Danny..."
And he's all like "Noooooo. I will always love you. Noooo"
Then she eats him.
Crap
Why him? i liked him!
So the rest are in the church and stuff happens and zombies break into the church and the one nameless friend dies and the pastor and the war vet are like: run! we'll hold them off.
So Tommi and the guy i think is named Mike and walking down these railroad tracks and talking and they kiss and she's all like, you're still not my type but they're holding hands and then cut scene.
It's all blurry and there's a high pitched whine in the back-round and we see mike's shirt and we notice he's lying dead on the ground and hoards and hoards of zombies are eating him and surrounding him.
The End.
The heck?
I don't even know what happened to Tommi, and Danny is dead! and i'm confused and thinking: wow that sucked.
I was hoping the stupid dead-weight girlfriend (she reminds me of Lauren, wink wink Lewis, again) would die and then Mike would die because he wasn't even fun and i don't even know his real name and Tommi and Danny would get together because they both had the same ideals and i didn't hate them.
The End.
Well that sounds a lot better.
I hate when movies disappoint. You spend your life's precious moments watching it and it's stupid in the end.
You know what i mean, right?
Lol:
sadness
Hmm, alright, i don't really know what to add.
Should i just goodbye?
I don't think this is sufficient because i missed all that time.
Well, they say to keep them wanting more.
So see you later. =)
(Oh yeah, and here are the results of the last poll: The poll was about pointless things and winner was: Spending Hours In The Bathroom, Trying To Make It Look Like You're Not Wearing Make-up... As You Pile On The Make-up with 2 votes. [my polls get a lot of action])
So this is Unicorn Slayer saying, i totally bet you're wanting more (why wouldn't you?)
Unicorn Slayer
