Finally A New Post!

Post #17:

Hello all readers of my blog, and i'm sure there aren't many because my friends gave up blogging (quitters), if you have noticed, a recent post  has been missing. But now i'm back! (rainbows and pure happiness explodes in your brain)
Why was i not posting for so long? The internet ran out again. I was going to blog while i was at my friend's house (she has wi-fi) but we were all way too busy playing Just Dance (and humiliating ourselves) to do anything other then look up Jenna Marbles videos. =)
I also got Temple Run for my iPod. My highest score is 3,368,577 and i've played 401 games. I have all the power-ups and characters and i have only three more objectives left. I'm totally blowing it up.

 Alright, alright, alright, i'm about to tell you something that will sound extremely blasphemous (because as soon as you read my blog, you're exercising the Unicorn Slayer religion.)

Here it goes, hold onto your hats, 'cause you will be blown away and shocked to the core but what i am about to tell you!

I'm going to the dance.

BOOM!


That was your mind just blowing up.

I know, i know, i know. I go off on this huge rant a few posts back about how i hate the dances and i say everything that i hate about them and the stupid factor of them, but i have a reason. No, it's not because i want to make a move on some cute guy or something stupid like that (no guys in my school are worth the trouble... or my time) it's because are dance is this... well it's basically like a junior version of Prom for 9th graders.
A little bit ago, in our homerooms, we voted on who we want to be Princess, Prince, and the theme colors for  the dance. We picked three girls, three guys and one color grouping.
Then, at the end of 8th period, they announced who were going to be on court. No, i'm not on court. (sad face) but my friend is!
Morgan got on court! She has a blog too, but she was one of those quitters i mentioned before.
(and the color theme is Black and Silver sparkles, way better than the other choice of Pink and Yellow)
I'm going to support Morgan, no one thought she would be on court because only a whole bunch of skanks would get on, you know, those grinding girls who walk barefoot through sticky punch puddles? Yeah, they're pretty much all on court. fun.
Well, my initial reason for going was to support Morgan (love you Morg!) but then i thought about it: the escorts are assigned by alphabetical order, so how great would it be to see these two people, arms hooked at the elbow, walking around, being all like: yay i'm on court... yay. All forced and like that. Then of course, which skank would win? Which... well i don't like to use that word so i won't, so let's just say, which guy will win? Then i'm sure they'll have to dance together. That'll be rich. And lastly, the dresses. A little bit ago, the cheerleaders went to Disney, and the day before, they were supposed to dress up. This one girl, who has the face of a drag queen and thinks she has the body of a stripper, wore these high-heels, i'm sure they were at least six inches, and this dress that ended on the middle of her butt! WTF?
Lord, i hate those skanks so much. Would it really be a crime if they all mysteriously fell in hole and were forced to eat each others dead bodies as they slowly died, one by one, by starvation until one is left and she was forced to eat her friends (i bet they taste like bacon because all burnt flesh from constant tanning is great seasoning) and then she would be taken out of the hole and shunned by society until she's taken to jail for crimes against humanity... and murder, and she commits suicide with a note confessing how she hopes her friends will forgive her soul so she can go into heaven?
Sounds like a mix of a chiller movie and a lifetime movie.
Interesting.
If you ever see a movie with that as a plot-line, i will probably be the director.

Okay, i realize that was a little on the dark and creepy side and i would erase it, but i don't like erasing things i wrote, because then the post would be 100% my first thoughts. So you can just ignore that paragraph there. If you'd like, but if you think it's hilarious, then go ahead and re-read it.

So my first article of business, finding a dress for the dance. I'm not going to bore you with dress talk because i haven't even looked one up yet. I haven't even gone to google images and looked at random pictures.
I hate shopping. I admit it. I really hate shopping. So i'm going to think happy thoughts.

I think i thought of something for the side poll. I mean, it's going to be a really stupid and (haha) pointless poll (read the poll, you'll get it) but it's really the only thing i think of.
Also because of my missing of so many posts, my weekly stuff is a little backtracked, which i will fix, which makes everyone happy. (i think, it makes me happy!)
Okay, this is a smaller post in comparison because it's finally a Friday which means i don't have to stay up late. I realize that makes no sense, but think about it: as soon as you lay down and get comfortable and are about to fall asleep, you realize the next thing you'll hear is your blaring alarm and the feeling of fatigue. So i would stay up later so i could go longer without anticipating what was coming. See, i have a few nuggets of smart-ness in my brain area.

Alright, Unicorn Slayer is saying goodbye, goodnight, and... whoa, why is my cat hissing at her butt?

                                                    Unicorn Slayer