A Mix Of Chills, Not That Many Thrills, And my Amazement That I Still Have All My Toes

Post#36:

Cold. That pretty much sums things up for me now, as of lately.
Here, let me explain.
Let us jump back about... 9 days ago.

The Snowball dance.
No, I didn't go, I learned my lesson last dance. Two of my friends went and the rest of us met up at one of my friends house after exploring our great mall.
The only reason why these two days have anything to do with The Cold is because the dance is called The Snowball and snow is cold. I also just wanted to tell you of my fun weekend.

Anyways.

Lets go to about 6 days ago.

The day after Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Everyone still wants their sleep and weekends. So, the snow said, sure thing!
Two Hour delay!
Woooo!
I was unsure if I should wake up earlier and do some fun things in the morning to pump myself up for school, or if I should sleep until I almost miss the bus.
Option number two shined a little brighter when the time came.
School sucked.
The first semester was over so my friends who I have study hall with now have to go to gym instead. Now, I do enjoy some one-on-one, let's think about life, time with myself so this wasn't the worst problem.
No.
My worst problem.
The Cold.
The room I have study hall in is only used twice a day, and has this windows in the back that are just... cold.
I was going to move myself to the back so I could stay away from those I hate. (Perv King, for one) But I can't because the entire back row is either in front of the windows or in front of the heater that blows cold air.
Now, the seats are arranged in a loose horseshoe shape with three different levels (it used to be the music/chorus room) So, if you were looking from behind, so the horseshoe was in a U shape, I would be on the left tip.
Perv King and his lackey team of The Undesirables congealed over on the right tip, so even though I'm far away  from them, I still have to look at them... I can't look up in thought without staring at them.
Ugg.
(anyways, back to The Cold)
I seriously feels like someone had a window open in there. I don't like to sit down because the chairs are so cold. The whole period, I sit there shivering!

It's horrible.

The Cold's arms snake up my legs and hug tight around my stomach while its hands and fingers grab at my neck and head.

Oh God.
Please no.

Let's jump ahead a day after that.
A refreshing two hour delay delighted us all.
What could be better?
How about...

Another Two Hour delay?!
Two two hour delays in a row.
After that, expectations were high and we were let down by the school board.

Now, enter Saturday.
My sister wanted to try out some things for her senior pictures, so my mother, brother and I went out in the cold with her as she flung around snow.
Then my dad got this great idea about some of the places in the woods surrounding our house.
We trekked in the woods, singing loving songs about SlenderMan, whistling the Hunger Games whistle, and in the end we danced Gangnam Style in the snow, and quoted PewDiePie.
It was odd.
When we got home we then watched The Hunger Games so my dad would understand what we were talking about.
It was cold and uphill and my legs ached and my toes were numb.

Enter Sunday.
We went to the area around our camp. My sister was ice skating on a frozen creek.
It was pretty cool.
And Cold.
The Cold.
My sister was in a dress and I was in a sweatshirt and coat.
I have to admire her for that.
My toes weren't just numb, but pained.
We got some good pictures though.

Now, we go to today.
Better than a two hour delay?
Cancelation!
Woo!
I even got up today and ate breakfast and finished the Reeses Puffs!
But still, I didn't want to get up, so things were all good.
Today was actually quite warm, at least it was inside in my room.

But still.....

The Cold controls my life.
It's always there, a constant reminder of the bad.
Just waiting for the moment to jump on me.
To take me over.
I wish I could fend it off, but it's stronger than me.
Powerless.

*Sigh*

I truly and honestly hate winter. And we're only about halfway through it.
I thought the only reason why I hated it was because I'm a summer baby and it's natural to hate the opposite season, but... I really hate winter! I do.
Too cold. Too much school. Too much depression abound because of the cold and school.
Freaking winter.

This is UnicornSlayer, leaving you with her words of wisdom: Winter... it really freaking sucks!

UnicornSlayer

A Mixture Of Things You've Missed... With Spider-Man!

Post #35:

Another sun sets on a cold winter night and again I felt the cool hands of shame grip my heart.

So, it's been about a month.
It's been awhile; I've thought a lot of things, most of those things were things I was thinking of adding as quick little side notes, but now I guess they're going to make an entire post. I've experienced Christmas, the 21st apocalypse, annoying children, and I've sadly lost the font that I used for signature. I've been sick twice and missed some school. I currently need lunch money for said school. I'm pumped for Being Human to come out on Monday, and I've finished a book series.
Where should I begin?

Well, I'll just start by explaining my lost font, because I just discovered that five minutes ago and I am utterly heart broken and shocked.
For Christmas, I have received the gift of a new laptop. It is a "HP ENVY dv6 Notebook PC" I guess you can google that if you want to see what it looks like. It has Windows 8, which means it has this fancy tiled display and it freaked me out because I thought that I wasn't going to have an actual desktop. Then I found the desktop icon and it's all good now.
I had to download Microsoft office 2010, which I
 guess is just as good as 2007, and better, except for the freaking fact that it doesn't have this one font called "Blackadder ITC" I very much enjoyed this font because I found it to be the perfect mix of creepy and pretty. I've actually thought of it as the progeny of the Chiller font and Curls/Cursive fonts. Now i'm really juiced off because it's not there anymore and my pretty fonts have been replaced by Calibri or Arial or something. Makes me mad. My signature probably wont be fancy for this post unless I find the font and download it before publishing this.

Anyways, let me go one with the not-so-current happenings.

I think the first thing that I've thought about and then thought "Haha, that sounds like something to ad

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d in a post" was another reason why I'm happy to be a girl. Sure, you have the obvious things, like: I don't have to be a perv my whole life, and, gym class won't be a competition, and, I don't have to love girls' breasts to be socially acceptable (I guess as a guy that may just come naturally, if I wanted to be socially acceptable, meh, who knows because, thankfully, I am a girl and don't have to think about that) Well, I thought of another reason.
(keep in mind this was thought of around the holiday season) My reason is: I never have to even consider being a mall santa for a job. You know how much that job would suck? Well, being a girl, I never have to consider it at any point in my life.
WOO!

The second thing I thought of goes hand-in-hand with the first time I was sick, with a stomach bug. I was wondering if they make fruit milk. There's almond milk, vanilla milk, chocolate milk, and strawberry milk, but is there a such thing as fruit punch milk? (I thought of this after eating Fruit Loops cereal) Now, this is something that, for some reason, if my stomach ever hurts, I automatically start thinking of this, because it is gross, and my brain hates me and wants me to feel bad. I saw a commercial for something that I think was a milk product. It looked pink in the glass and the guy was like "it can replace your morning orange juice" or something like that, and then he went on about the "protein" in it. When I hear "protein" I think of raw eggs. This drink was the color of peptobismal, which is a medicine, and then there's this whole fruit milk thing. Whenever I get sick I imagine that little girl drinking the milk with raw eggs mixed into it, and afterwords it tastes like a mix of cherry medicine (which almost made me puke after taking it in my earlier life) and then it also tastes like fruit
Just... disgusting. I don't even know what the product was, though; I haven't seen the commercial in a while. I just... every time my stomach remotely hurts (like it does pretty much every morning in first period for some reason) I just think of how gross it must be and my stomach hurts worse! It makes me so mad and... disgusted...
This all happened the second to last week of school, before Christmas break. So it was a while ago, and it still haunts my head...
BLECH!

Now, on a happier note. Christmas! For Christmas, I've gotten this laptop I am currently typing away on (the pressure I need to press the down the buttons still feels a little foreign) I've gotten clothes, new earbuds, a whole mess of books (one of them was the second in the Slayer Chronicles! I decided that staying up until 1 to finish it was more important then being mentally present in school the next day, when I read it) One of them was the last in the Hush, Hush saga, which I just finished today in school. I'm not one for books in which love is 50% of the conflict, but it was pretty good. This is the previously mentioned finished book series.
BOOKS!

I survived the December 21st apocalypse, obviously. I think I spent most of my day sleeping, anyways.
ZZZZ!

Now, this is something that severely made me angry, one random day at lunch. If you know me, you know of my love of Spiderman. I'm wearing a Spiderman shirt right now as I type this. I think it's a guys' shirt though, and I constantly find it in laundry baskets going to my brother's room. I also have a Spiderman poster above my bed. Anyways, I didn't hear the beginning of the fight, but there was a group of guys, a year younger than me, I think, and they were trying to convince one of their friends of why Batman was better than Spiderman. Alright, you're allowed to have your own opinions (even though you're freaking wrong!) but the reasons they were giving their friend were totally bogus! They didn't know anything legit about Spiderman and it freaking showed!
One of their stupid reasons why were because: "Spiderman only has, like, four villains."

The Spiderman Facepalm!

*look at picture now*

It was clear that they have only watched the movies and NOT the animated series as wholeheartedly as I. They then named the villains from the movies. (Doctor Octopus,Green Goblin, Sandman, Venom, and Dr. Connors/The Lizard) I actually don't even remember them naming Venom... Anyways, i'm standing there in the long lunch line wanting them to slap them in the face as they went on with another "reason"
"His villians are only created being he was screwing around and being stupid" (or something like that) "Do you think The Lizard would be around if he wasn't screwing around?"
That one made me mad. I haven't watched the newest Spiderman movie, but The Lizard wasn't Peter's fault.
Dr. Connors lost his an arm in a war and in his desperation to have it, he experimented by injecting himself with lizard DNA because lizards can regrow limbs (Ha, it makes you wonder how different things would have turned out if he injected himself with starfish DNA instead!) One night it was just too much for his body to handle and, after re-growing his arm, he transformed into the Lizard. Peter had nothing to do with it! Nothing. Nothing. NOTHING. It was all because of a certain Dr. Curt/Kurt Connors and his want for what he wasn't meant to have.
There goes one of their stupid reasons. They also touched on that "He provoked the Green Goblin"

REALLY

*look at picture*

Norman Osborne was a power hungry man, mentally unstable after being exposed to a steroid-like gas. The only thing Spiderman ever did to him was befriend his son and then try to stop him after he went insane. He did no provoking on his part.

 Let me go back to that one reason I never resolved: "He only has four villains, Batman has a bunch" (they then named Batman villains and the previously mentioned Spiderman villains.[Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Sandman, Venom, and Dr. Connors/The Lizard]) Mkay, have you ever heard of the Hobgoblin? Carnage? Mysterio? The Vulture? Rhino? Scorpion? Electro? Tombstone? Shocker? Chameleon? Hydro-Man? Kraven the Hunter? Michael Morbius, who was a vampire! He fought against Alistair Smtyhe and the Kingpin! He fought Blade! He fought the Punisher! He fought Wolverine for God's sake!  Have you ever heard of the Insidious/Sinister Six? Their name right there implies that there are more than four villains. He even fought the Red Skull! Yeah, Spiderman was the creator of all of his four enemies. You got me with that one.

Another reason: "Spiderman is a total D-bag because he takes pictures of himself for the newspaper and keeps everyone else from the job."
What?! Excuse me, but I'm sorry if the man is trying to make a living. I'm sorry that not everyone is born into a billionaire family with a butler and a mansion. And if he didn't have that job then someone else would just be taking up the position and keep everyone else out of the job anyways.

"His parents didn't even like him and disowned him"


Getting Real Tired of Your Crap

*look at picture*

Richard and Mary Parker worked with the O.S.S. the C.I.A. and S.H.E.I.L.D. They were working on a case in which they were investigating the third Red Skull in Russia, posing as turncoat, double agents. Their cover was blown and the Finisher sabotaged their plane. They were presumed dead at the scene. (Peter later learns of this and goes to Russia where he learns of the truth and clears their names)

Another reason was that "Batman has a utility belt with a whole bunch of weapons and Spiderman only has webs" I don't mean to provoke a fight here, but if Batman lost his belt, he'd be screwed.

The last stupid reason was something weak and untrue, like the rest of the reasons, but it was dumbest of all "Batman has helped fight terrorists, Spiderman hasn't."
*Look at picture again*

Spiderman, and his parents, had helped fight the Red Skull. The Red freaking Skull. Who has been incarnated as two Nazi agents and a soviet agent. No terrorists, my butt.

Sadly, I did not make any of these points to the guys in line because I knew I would stumble under the pressure, say something wrong, not be able to say anything, and the latter. I failed to avenge Spiderman's awesomeness.
I failed.
I'M SORRY!

I think the last thing I need to touch on is the second time I was sick, which was a week ago, I think. I missed the first two days back to school after Christmas break. I was weak and had cold/hot flashes. but it didn't last for long.
YAY!

And now I just want to go all happy-weird about how excited I am for Being Human to be coming back on Monday! Monday at 9PM will be the moment I've since March for. March. Do you know how long I've waited? Oh God, I can't wait! I went to a New Years party at Lewis/Abby's house and she has Netflix so we watched the first couple episodes of season 1 (which I never watched) and it got me all pumped up again. We even got Anonymous a little bit hooked on it!
CAN'T WAIT! CAN'T WAIT! CAN'T WAIT!

Alright, so that seems to be the only things you've missed out on because my horrible tendencies to slack.
To make up for it, please enjoy these captioned pictures of my cat when she was a kitten!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you've enjoyed my LOL cat!

(I hope my LOL cat makes up for my neglect!)

 

This is UnicornSlayer saying, Spiderman is awesome! If you differ, I'll be at your doorstep ready to argue with you unless you present relevant data!

 

UnicornSlayer

My Low Standards For Awesome-ness... Still Pretty Awesome, Though

Post #34: (This post has not been made or worded in any way that intended to offend. I was just poking fun! [you'll understand what i mean in the second part])

So, i decided to check my email and after going through 17-out-of-19 messages about Pinterest that i don't really care about (I don't care that whoever-whoever liked my pin, it's not like i found the pin myself and then pinned it up, i was just exploring the Geek/Humor section and stumbled upon it! It's technically not even mine!)

And then there was a message about YouTube and someone replied to one of my comments (my 19th was a reply too, but i'll get to that later, i don't want to put in my angry eyes right this second) So, yeah, sometimes i comment on videos if it made me laugh or there was a part i liked, you know, that usual crud. (it's the reason why made a YouTube channel, to comment and subscribe to people!)
Anyways, i didn't even remember the comment or the video in question, but i opened the email and it was a random person who commented a random time on the video (i don't even know what he wanted me to see because going to 8:15 had nothing to do with either my comment or the video itself, because nothing monumental was happening at that moment that was worth notice...*shrug*)
Because i didn't even remember the video i click on the link and i looked at it and i was like: "Oh, yeah, i remember this." and i scrolled down a little...  And I Was Second Top Comment.
I
Was
Second
Top
Comment

Second
Top
Comment

TOP
COMMENT

TOP!

(By now you are understanding the title of this post.)

Sorry, i can't tell you which video it was because my real name kind of, sort of, shows through in my username. But! It was a PewDiePie video!
(i knew good was to come by watching those!)

It wasn't even that good of a comment, a little funny maybe, but it was a time in the video and a funny comment on what was happening. It was ten words, maximum. (look at me being all modest  L= )



Parte de dos:
So that was my awesome moment of the day. I obviously don't get those daily, though, because if i did this blog would be exploding with epic stories.

Now, for my angry moment of the day
No, it was not in History class when our substitute teacher wouldn't stop telling his personal stories about immigration. Or when i was sitting there during his stories and studying for the 2 minute quick test he was supposed to be giving. Or when he gave us ten minutes to study after the stories, then preceded to tell another story, and then said, "Alright, you have ten minutes to study." OR when we got the test and i finished it in 10 seconds and everyone was like "Oh wow, she must have cheated, how did she do that so fast?"
It was a test with 10 questions, multiple choice. *eyes roll*

My real angry moment, in which i'm explaining to Anonymous right now as we speak and taking my real nice and easy time to do so, well it was the 19th message, also from YouTube.

PewDie is playing a game called Scribblenauts (it's hilarious the way he plays it, it probably wouldn't be as fun in real life, though)
The point of the game is that you have a magical notebook that spawns whatever you write in it and you're supposed to use it to help people and the magic of helping people will save your sister, who is turning to stone because you played a mean prank on some guy, and blah, blah, blah.
Now, this game has a knack for references.
PewDie has spawned Nyan Cat, Keyboard Cat, Hipsters (tried spawning Slenderman)... and, YES, he has even spawned a Rideable  Flying, Giant, Stephano. And Mr. Chair too.
So, i had an Ah-Ha moment and commented something like this:
"PewDie! Try to spawn yourself! If they *(As in the creators)* know about Stephano, then they probably know about you too!"

(i hope that doesn't land in top comments [although i'm not that confident in my comment-making skills] or everyone will sort of kind of know my name)

How cool would it be for PewDie to be on a Giant, Rideable, Flying, PewDiePie?
Really cool.

So, you all understand what i meant by my comment right? Well some guy replied to me with something like this:
*facepalm*
PewDie came up with Stephano, not the creators

WHAT?

Did my comment even sound like in anyway that i meant that the game created Stephano. No!
Don't you DARE facepalm to me when i'm well aware of what i'm talking about!
At that moment my inner ghetto black woman came out and i snapped my finger and rotated my head and was thinking: "Oh Heh, no!" (Heh, as in heck of course)

My reply was really nice though and was something like:
"Oh, i know that, sorry for making it sound like how you thought i meant by it. =)"

But in my head i was like:
"Don't you dare ever facepalm in my direction again, or i will let my inner ghetto black woman out all over you and you will regret it, child!" (meant to be said like a ghetto black woman)

It just made me mad.
I hope it wasn't someone who was trolling me because, if that's so, the troll won.
(well, YouTube doesn't know that because of my nice and considerate revision on my comment, but i guess that everyone knows my true feelings, now)

Alright this was supposed be a 5 second post but i just got so into it and that stupid child who thought he could facepalm in my direction, seriously, the comment was as plain and clear, seriously, if i ever...

This is UnicornSlayer saying: "Ah man, Shanaynay is coming back out, someone help me... like how that stupid little white boy is going to need help after i find him! I'll bring my brother out too so he can hold my earrings while i whoop his scrawny little..."

                                                 Unicorn Slayer

My Friday (so far)

Post #33:

If you're wondering why i've been so active with my blogging... well... i honestly don't know, guys. I just have.
I guess i'm just trying to give you guys something to look forward to. Just something part of some-what daily routine. Like: Watch PewDiePie videos, Watch Cry videos, check iFunny, check email, check UnicornSlayer's blog.
( =) I'm sure the first part is just part of my daily schedule.)

So my Friday so far, i guess pretty good.
A little chilly though, but i guess pretty good... Well i had to wear my third best pair of pants today because My 1st are going through the laundry and my 2nd has freaking gum on the knee from when i crossed my legs or something and it bumped some gum under my desk in chemistry. Made me so mad.
Anyways, my 3rd best are boot cut and not the comfortable and sometimes they're flood jeans.
So that added some suck to the day, but i guess it was still okay.
The worst of the day was probably History because we had to watch a movie that didn't have to do anything with history at all, pretty much. This History class is a blow off class so no one payed attention to movie. I worked on my PewDiePie collage of pictures and worked on touching up my drawing of a Bro (monster from Amnesia)
And of course, because History sucks so bad and things just had to suck more, my seat is by the Perv King (i think i mentioned this before, so sorry if you already knew that) He was out in all of his Perverted glory. I don't want to repeat what he said because it's against my morals to even say Heck. (I know that seems a little weird because i've said things like slut before... but it's a little different to write that than say that. I don't like saying that aloud and i try my best to keep my words as clean as possible, but when you're in High School, well, it has a way of spoiling the youngest of fruits. [weird analogy there]) It was horrible. Anonymous was laughing and it was disgusting. I didn't want to move because we were supposed to be watching the movie (even thought the teacher knew we weren't watching it and was actually talking to us too)  but i didn't want to move and turn attention towards myself and sit in the back and just draw and make him think i wasn't paying attention, even though he wouldn't have cared.
But, i have an aversion to getting in trouble (a good fear to have, i suppose) and i didn't want to move.
So, i sat there.
And listened to the sexual questions asked by the Perv King to the girl in front of me (she probably like it though, considering how she never told him to leave her alone, or moved from her seat, or told the teacher)
I am the master of the Poker Face when it comes to things like this. I mean, it i played the game where you can't laugh or you lose, well i would suck at, and at actual Poker, too (even though i have no idea how to play that...  honestly, no idea)

That reaaaally sucked. But then during the next period, study hall, i made a Cry-lage (like a PDP collage, but with Cry's avatar with different emotions)
So my day wasn't really ruined.

The only sucky part of my day was when i was getting on the bus to go home and i tripped going up the stairs. It was awkward. I shook it off, but it was still awkward.
Right now i'm watching a three-episode-of-Doctor-Who marathon.
I don't know why but i always expect a weeping angel attack. The first episode I've ever watched was an extremely sad episode about weeping angels in which they go to the future and they find an older Rory who dies and all this other stuff and the weeping angels are evil and they built the hotel place and then there's a book that tells of the future but you can't read it or it will finalize the future and present day Rory kills himself so a paradox will be created and everything works out and they go to the present and fixed the future but then Rory is taken off guard and attack by an angel and Amy sacrifices herself to be with Rory and it's all really sad... but something that i don't understand is that there are new episodes on, right, so i guess they didn't die... It's confusing a little, but at least i can enjoy all the witty and quirky things the Doctor does in older episodes and random marathons. I guess that's the beauty of starting a show that has been on for so long and is so beloved... you have so much to watch and you're pretty sure it's going to be good.

Anyways, i don't know how i went on talking about a show that i've only watched about five and half episodes of, but... as i was saying...

My Friday has been generally boring.
I wish i could spin you a tale of passion, adventure, wit, and fun, all tied up with my heroics and the defeat of evil, but, i'm sorry, my life isn't that exciting. I wish i could tell you that i've run away with the Doctor and stared at angels at the same time I've met my 30 year old daughter (or something along the lines of an actual plot of one episode) but my life isn't that interesting and fun.
I wish i could tell you something that would make you extremely excited to see that i've posted something new... but i just can't.

Sorry (oh geez, i just realized that my inner voice is sounding British)

So, the most exciting thing i've thought about today is that i can stay up until 4 AM watching videos and sleep until 4 PM afterwards. Oh, the weekend, the joys you bring me. (unless my family wants me to be social for some reason)

So that kind of explains what i'll be doing for the next two days. So if i don't post, then i guarantee that you didn't miss anything.

(i just realized that i start a lot of my paragraphs with "So")

Okay, i just watched a really weird episode of Doctor Who. Apparently the doctor is going to die... but it was made in 2011, I'm sure i would have noticed on Pinterest if there was a 12th Doctor.

So

I guess i'm going to watch it and see if i can understand what happens...

This is UnicornSlayer leaving you with the message of: "Tick, Tock, goes the clock..."

                                                    Unicorn Slayer

My Week

Post #32:

So this week has strictly been on a: screw this crap!,  basis.

Ever since TG break, in which Wednesday was our first full day off, I've just sort've been laying in bed and enjoying the wifi. (even though it's a little sketchy and crashes sometimes)
On TG my family and i ate dinner at one PM and we were all in our jammies. Dinner lasted for about fifteen minutes, maybe. (but i'm not complaining)

Then, on the most Racist of All Days, (black Friday) well, it was horrible. I hate people. I'm an introvert with a dash of misanthrope.
Introverted Misanthrope?
That is one of the most accurate descriptions of me that anyone will ever think of.
So this day, or night, or morning, was horrific for me.
Brushing shoulders with people i dont know.
Oh god, i'm gagging just thinking about it. So uncomfortable... awkward... constricting.
Plus it was midnight and i was relaxing and watching YouTube videos, ready to spend the hours in my night owl bliss, when my sister comes screaming at me and i didn't have it in me to fight her.
So that's how i ended up picking up a random pair of cold jeans off of my floor, picking a shirt up out of my clean pile of clothes (or maybe it was dirty) and going to the unrelenting Mall just so we could buy a handful of towels, some hot chocolate K-cups, and a little tiny handheld vacuum.
Yeah.
It sucked.
My sister took me to Rue 21 and they have the little perfume testers by the register so my mother decided to shove a couple in my face and then my hand smelled like perfume because i must've gotten some on me so when i went home i petted my cat and then she smelled like it. Not even like a fragrance, just that gross perfumey smell that every perfume has under the good smell.
Yeah
i was choking on perfume all night after i got home...
Not fun.

So, that was the freaking worst, but i guess it gets better.

For the past two days straight i've been watching YouTube videos made by a guy who calls himself PewDiePie, maybe you've heard of him, maybe not. My last Video Of The Week was of him playing Slender (which was the first video i watched of him, myself)
Well he's put up over 1,000 videos over the course of 2 years, so i'm on this mad dash to watch most of them. A little impossible? Sure. Yeah. Probably. But that's okay. I'll still try.
My next VOTW will probably be of him.
I just need to find one that isn't Slender related that is at least a little bit appropiate and one that i think other people might like.
I mean, i got my sister to watch him play Slender! She kept making me find different videos for her to watch, eventually i ran out of slender videos and i found funny/scary montages for her to watch but My Pod was being temperamental, and it was also the wifi's fault too, so everything kept freezing and crashing and... sadness.
Anyways.
2 straight days of YouTube.
Yes!
I'm going places with my life.

Hey! It's six! If i was playing Sims 2 then i would have just aged a day. True Story.

Alright, well my week story is pretty much over now.
Other than saying that i didn't even start to read the... six or so chapters for English in Wuthering Heights and the... maybe, ten worksheets that goes with it.
*sigh*

So even though the title of this post is about my week i'm going to go on for maybe a couple or more paragraphs that has nothing to do with this week.

As shameful as it is... and please don't un-follow me as soon as i say this, but my sister dragged me to see the last of the twilight series. I know. I feel like i committed one of the seven deadly sins. I'm sorry if your self respect for me went a little bit... but i did.
You might hate me the most when i say that i've actually seen the whole series.
Well, you know what they say, keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
I was just being tactful when i saw them, you should be proud of me.

But, something good came out of this sinful event.

Lewis told me about this movie coming out, Warm Bodies, a day or so before i even saw the trailer in the theatre (she talks about it a little more in, i think, her most recent post) but before i saw the trailer in the theatre my sister was like, "So there's this movie coming out that i think you'll like, but maybe not, but it's called Warm Bodies..." Then i was like, "Warm Bodies?! i want to see that so bad, [Lewis] told me about it a couple of days ago... blah blah blah" Then we went on about how cute the guy is and how cute the story. I was really surprised that she wanted to see it because she frowns upon horror-type movies and this was about zombies, but apparently she thought the story was cute and she wants to see it... sooo...

February 1st, i'll be waiting for you!

First, January 14th, then February 1st? My beginning-of-the-year is going to pretty sweet. Those Mayans better be lying about December, though, or i'll be really upset!
.... Maybe all our ghosts can get together and create a ghost society together like nothing happened (we would ignore the obvious signs of the apocalypse though, like the demolished cities and such) and we would all just live on with no sickness and death and hunger and we would all be happy and the ghost scientists will create laptops that ghosts can touch and they would create chairs that we wouldn't fall through we sat down and all this stuff that us intangible ghosts can touch and we would live and the world would be a better place.

Yeah...

Rainbows...

(i forgot to put this in... i'm editing this in... fifteen minutes after posting this, but i just forgot to say that i downloaded Slender and i tried to play it but my ancient laptop couldn't handle it and it was lagging and buffering and it took me five seconds to take one step forward... if you watch my last VOTW then you realize that it was probably a blessing that it didn't work, but i'm still pretty sad that i've never played it.)

=)
Anyways, that was pretty much all i wanted to talk about.
Oh, wait!
First, a little self promotion.
If you have an Instagram and want to follow me my name is UNICORNSLAYER388
Don't ask why it's all in caps though, that just how it appears even though i thought i put it in as UnicornSlayer388
My profile picture is of a cat sitting on a window sill (iz my kitty!)
I would tell you my Pinterest but i use my real name on that... so... sorry. (it's mostly pictures of bacon and zombies and Legend of Zelda things)
My Instagram is just pictures of my cats, Seraphina (my cat) and Peaches (my sister's cat) doing cute stuff, and of cool things i made with this SpaceFX app i found. I only have 17 pictures so far but i do have like, 40 followers for some reason... I don't know any of them. It's a little weird...
I used to do this whole thing where it's, You Follow Me, So I Follow You, but some of the people who follow me think that the point of Instagram is take pictures of yourself and post those, which is not the point at all so i stopped following them. Yeah. So if you do start to follow me, and if you do have an Instagram i would very much be happy if you commented your username at the end of this post so i know who you are.

Hmm
I feel like one of those annoying people who comment on a popular video on YouTube and are like "hey, i like this person, but i'm awesome too, so check me out at blahblahblah thanks for reading this because i'm awesome and cute and it would make my day for you to do this. blahbah."
I HATE those people.

Alright my dear followers thank you for putting up me and my Introverted Misanthrope-ism. I will post again if my life is any more interesting. (ha, it will never be interesting) See you later.

                                                      Unicorn Slayer

Let's Blame It On The Wi-Fi, Shall We?

Post #31:

Yes, i apologize, i have not graced you beautiful followers with my presence in the form of a post in... well... too long. I feel ashamed that i shoved you away to the darkest depths of my priorities. Nevermore shall i ignore you for such a long time. I am a hideous wretch who dost deserve great punishment. Continue your loyalty and i will show you that your decision to forgive me was not a mistake... anon.


Alright, well now that i have gotten the formal apologies out of the way, i'll get on with explaining myself. If the title hasn't given it away yet, it was my Wi-Fi. Yes, i said it, Wi-Fi. A Long while ago the heavens parted and sent down a magical device called a router and attached it to the side of my house. I can now have the power to search the internet wirelessly. Woo!
This happened a while ago and i tried to post from my iPod but everytime i would try it would either crash, or when i got to the "create a post" page my keyoard wouldn't pop up and i couldn't type. Sorry.
I really, truely tried but ten minutes ago i figured out how to make the wifi work on my laptop... i had to flick a switch to the one position... i sincerely never knew what the button did until this day, even though in the days before Wi-Fi i played with it sometimes during loading screens. Whoops. * embarrassed shrug* What'ca gonna do, right?

I really wished i could blog before though because ever since the devil slapped me and sent me flying backwards into the heck i've been trying to escape once again i've been feeling pretty crappy. It mostly has to do with the Perv King (we all remember him, right?) and my gym class with the most annoying/skanky girl/tramps in both my grade and, the one above me, eleventh. Every Monday and Friday during eighth period. Let's just say that my friends know to beware of me during ninth on those days.


Okay, priority moment here. I knew that every moment that i wanted to blog, well i wouldn't remember them, but i pledged myself into saying, that as soon as i post again, i will tell you... well i lost.
The contest i entered, i lost. The writing contest. Yeah... you're reading something a loser wrote.
As i read the email my heart was pounding and i read the winners and honorable mentions names... and i wasn't one of them. Though, the email did mention a contestant who sent their story in ten minutes before they were due and knowing that i was sort of mentioned made me feel a little special because that email was sent to everyone who entered the contest... that's a lot of people man!


Back to the most current parts of life... well nothing is happening right now. I'm home alone, my sister is with my mother to get her hair cut, my brother went to a friend's party my dad probably drove him.
I'm planning on trying to download Slender and maybe Minecraft, if they're free. I'll probably cry whilst playing Slender and Minecraft is just something to do to waste time.
If you don't know what Slender is, it's a scary and simple game to play on the computer that... will probably make me cry.
If you don't know what Minecraft is, its a game with intentionally bad graphics that's pointless.

You can go look it up if you care enough too. (My video of the week, located at the bottom of the blog, is Slender related!)

Let's end this post with talking about TV!
Season 3 of Face-Off is over and happy that Nicole won! I was hoping for Alana but Nicole was always the second person i cheered for, so i'm happy she won. I didn't actually watch the finale, i forgot about it and had to look it up the next day.
I found out that Being Human will be coming back on January 14th! *jumping for joy* Even though, by now i started to rationalize about the ending and i realize that Josh probably didn't get shot and Nora probably shot the one guy who turned Josh into a wolf... wait... that means he and Nora won't have their werewolf powers! Well maybe Nora shot the guy in the leg because she couldn't kill him, you know, and, because two shots were heard after the screen went black, after he fell he shot a bullet into the air. That's probably it. And for Aiden being literally "grounded" in the ground... in a coffin... supposedly forever, well i bet Henry is going to save him because he was only a little half deadish when Aiden saw him last and he would know what was happening and save him. For Sally, well i don't know because the episode ended with her crying for help using her ghost powers to talk through the radio... i don't know whats going on with her. Maybe she'll e saved somehow.  Janurary 14th!
And in other news i started to watch Doctor Who and The Walking Dead. My friend Lewis Spongi watches Doctor Who so she helped catch me up to speed on most of the things i had questions about. So that was good.
I dont' know what to talk about anymore so let's call this a post!

Again i am sorry my dear followers that you have been ignored. I give many thanks to the fact that you still read my post and i hope you have forgiven me and my regretful behavior. UnicornSlayer here, signing off, peace my brethren and... sistern.

                                                    Unicorn Slayer

A Title You Ask? Well, That'll Give Away The Ending!

Post #30:

I'm watching Ghost Hunters... i don't know why though...

I've noticed my lack of watching Dead Like Me... missed a bunch of episodes...

The new season of Face-off isn't as great as it seemed to be... rather watch a new season of Being Human (last time i watched it was in March... i'm feeling very deprived) #firstworldproblems (haha, i don't have a twitter)

I'm a little obsessed with Tap Tap Revenge 4 on my Pod of the touch... i found out there's a button to hit which gives you a bunch of free songs ("Download unlocked tracks") and now i have fifty new songs and i can't remember which songs i like or don't. i have a lot of dance/electronic songs that sound like space, go on for five minutes, and don't have anyone singing in them. Good if you're in a club or something like that, but not if you're bored, sitting in your room.
i also have a lot of heavy metal songs (i call them "rawr songs") in which it's all incomprehensible yelling. I have like ten of those songs. Sure, Linkin Park style yelling is fine in moderation, but seriously dude, the whole song of screams? And the band names are like: "Cannibal Corpse" Whitechapel" "As I Lay
Dying" "Behemoth" "Goatwhore" "Primordial" and "Gwar" okay that was seven, but still i was scrolling through my new songs and just by the artist name, song title, album picture, and genre title ("rock" they call it) i can tell the song's not going to be fun and it seems like i found a rawr song every other song.
There are two songs i got that i really like, one of them is called "The Dressing Room" which is by Breathe Carolina. If you remember they had that one song called "Blackout" that was kind of popular during the summer last year. Anyways, the song isn't supposed to be taken in a perverted kind of way, its more like... the dressing room is the place where you change who you are. At least that's what i got.
Another song is by some band i never heard of, who i'm going to look into, called Sparks To The Rescue. The one song i like is called "We Love Like Vampires." This band reminded me of a 1/2 cup of Fall Out Boy, a 1/4 cup of My Chemical Romance and a pinch of Owl City, to taste, it also has a bit of it's own original flavor. The song, well they never really say the reason why they love like vampires. The singer guy mentions the "sun coming out" many times, and also about them "dancing in the underground" but not the real reason why. i guess it's up to interpretation. *shrug*
Look those up if you want.
I"m too lazy to put in a link.

Speaking of My Chemical Romance, i don't know why but i have a song by them by the name of "Helena" stuck in my head. I have the music video on my Pod, but i had nothing to do with the addition of it because my iPod us sync-ed to my sister's, so whatever she has, i have. Recently, i sync-ed new songs and i got the video. Now i think it's pretty and the girl in coffin, who i guess is supposed to be Helena, wears a pretty dress, but it was pretty different because it was really depressing and dark and the main singer guy kind of freaked me out because there was a lot of close ups and the dude was making some creepy faces at some times... other than that i thought the guy was pretty cute.
It was kind of weird to hear the song and then another song by them, "Teenagers" came on... it did not sound like the same band. Now i know MCR isn't a gothic band, on Tap Tap, i got a song called "Sing" which is also by them, which i like ( i don't have the whole song though because it was one of the three songs i got when i first downloaded the game... preloaded, i guess i should call it) and you know, it's not gothic or emo or whatever you want to call it... the music video looked like a SiFi movie. (They all die in the video... sorry for that spoiler) It was just weird because in "Teenagers" they're swearing up a storm and when i was like ten and first heard this song i shunned it because of the language. Then when i was de-sensitized to swearing (thanks, highschool) i let the song back into the club.
Now, remember that i mentioned this song.

So, i got this game called Lollipop Chainsaw for PS3. It's about an 18 year old blond cheerleader with huge breasts and a short skirt, who runs around in cheerleading outfit wielding a chainsaw covered in glitter and hearts. There's a zombie apocalypse going on and she with her cheerleader moves and (sorry to spoil it, but...) her skills as a pro zombie hunter, you cut zombies up, trying to stop the goth freak who opened the path to "The Rotten World" which released a gas that turned people into zombies, then those zombies bit people and more zombies came and blah blah... It was a pretty fun game. The story was short, with a quick learning prologue and six stages followed by a boss battle. It was fun because you're freaking cutting zombies while doing flips and all these things i wish i could do, every time you cut a zombie they bleed pink and hearts and rainbows come out of nowhere and... well it was pretty cool. The things i didn't like were the boss battles (at the end of the stages), the final boss battle, the excessive bad language (i know that they're in highschool, but still it was really bad, not even like the f-word and the s-word, but like slang words,  like d-bag, slut, whore, the b-word was used a lot, slang words of the sexual persuasion [which where really bad because me and eleven year old brother were playing this game and he asked me what "masser-date" was... i told him he heard it wrong and that the guy who i saved, who said this to my character, said that he said he was going to ask me on a date...] now my brother plays war games and Grand Theft Auto, so it's not like it was really horrible, it's not like he was like how i was four years ago.)
I didn't like the boss battles because they were a joke. The big boss battle was against a guy named "Killabilly" who looked like Elvis. All the boss battles were centered around a music genre, but seriously, the main boss battle was really stupid that it made me mad. "The king" pssh. great.
Now, what i'm trying to work my way up to is talking about the first boss battle, my favorite. The first boss battle was centered around the punk rock genre. The guy was named Zed. reminds me of Led Zeppelin. (the name, i don't know about the music) but still, i don't know if it's my favorite because it's the easiest, but i think it's mostly because of the fight. Now, imagine you're fighting some guy and they're seriously are trying to mess you up. Don't you think you're going to spewing some unfavorable words?  Well freaking Zed would call me something reaaally bad like an effing b----, and then those words would pop up out of nowhere in these big electric letters that you have to run from. Things he called me ranged from an effing b-----, a c---sucker, a "stupid cooze" (which is probably worse than the eff word in Britain and it's a law that anyone who says it gets their mouth washed out with soap by the queen herself) and my personal favorite, a vanilla slut.
Way to be creative, Zed, i haven't heard that one yet. He was probably programmed to say more, but he didn't get that all out. the first time i fought him he called me a f---b-- five million times.
Anyways, that wasn't really important to talk about, i just couldn't stop typing. What i really wanted to say (which is going to take two sentences, really.) Is... well when you make your way up to Zed's stage, you go through a junkyard and have to jump around crashing cars and all that, and so, as they ran up to Zed, Juliet (the cheerleader) and her boyfriend (Nick, who is a severed head hooked to her belt loop) where talking, as usual, and... they called Zed a My Chemical Romance wannabe (Juliet said that.) That made me laugh. Then Nick said something like, oh i like that band, even hear their song, Teenagers?  I was laughing so hard on the inside. That is really popular song... they mention it in Vlad Tod, too. Freaking awesome.

Told you all that other stuff was probably pointless, but i gave you a little of incite. So, recap, stupid bosses, a lot of bad language, really fun, rainbows, glitter, hearts, pink blood, and references i understand. I give it a seven. oh yeah, and the graphics aren't totally up to date, so if you're a graphics snob then you may be sad, but it's not horrible.

(i'm not watching ghost hunters anymore)

Hmm, well that's all i've got for now.
total recap?

Ghost hunters
dead like me
face off
being human
tap tap 4
rawr songs
"The Dressing Room": by Breathe Carolina
"We Love Like Vampires" by Sparks To The Rescue (i just watched the music video five seconds ago and it was really weird and awkward, don't watch the video.)
My Chemical Romance:
"Helena"
"Sing"
"Teenagers"
Creative language by Zed
Lollipop Chainsaw gets a seven
(i decided to put in the links!)

So, children, listen to music, play lollipop chainsaw when no one is in the house, watch tv, live long, and prosper


Unicorn Slayer